kriver

kriver: Welcome to My Site
GGGGGRRRRRREEEEEETTTTTTIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGSSSSSS ECHO, Echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo A deep base voice of an announcer says: May I present: trumpets sound: tatata taaaaaa ffffffffffrrrrrrrrruuuuup, White underwear with red hearts fly out from one of the trumpets. It billows and floats lazily to the ground landing at the presented knight's feet.

Sir River

He is a knight in tarnished armor it's sorta dented too. He seems to need an oil change, as he squeaks when he moves. He is known to sleigh dragons and rescues damsels in distress on a regular basis on the{PoetryPoem.com/kriver web site.} He is a knight in good standing? If you can call it that, standing I mean. He is the only member of the errrha Obtuse Square Round Table. If you can figure that one out. You qualify for a PHD from the "we'll print you any degree no schooling required" web site.

All the seats at King Art's round table were occupied. So they put up the crazy table just for him and for laughs. It is child size. He doesn't appear to fit so well. He can't seem to get his knees under the table. They are up to his helmet. (chin) He squeaks loudly, because he keeps falling out of the tiny chair and he can't get up. Sooooo, he rolls around on the floor. Squeaking and crashing into things until he can prop himself up on something. But, then it takes 3 1/3 men to lift him back up. One is a mini-midget hence the 1/3. The old armor isn't as light as the newer models.This is the reason, he provides a medium for comic relief and laughter for the round table.

Now, that I have your attention. I hope your on the floor laughing yourself silly. I have be born three times. Once physically naturally. Then as a born again, Spirit filled Christian. Lastly, as a Marine (once a Marine always a Marine it is in our DNA) hence the armor.

I am 67 years young as they say. who "they" are I don't know. However, I have never been married. No known children but I always wanted some especially twins. No heavy duty past relationships. I was a professional dog trainer for 15 years. I don't have any animals right now. I have an MA in Education counseling.

I am the leader of a bible study group that has been together for five generations over 90 years. My mom started it with a friend when she was 12 in 1926. We still meet once a month.

Anyways again, welcome to my site, I sincerely hope you enjoy your stay and come back often. I have many poems and stories to present for your reading delectation.

Best regards,
K River