Humor Non-Fiction posted March 11, 2025


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This was a learning experience for me

You Learn Something New Everyday

by Patrice Alves


Wow, the night is beautiful tonight. I wish I knew the names of the stars I see on from my banister. Banister, banister. How to spell banister? Let me check on google here... What! That is what a banister means?! All this time I was using the wrong word! Where mommy? What, she sleeping! What's the time? 23:47? Shocks, I forget to exercise! I will tell mommy in the morning.

Sooo.... What do you call this thing I'm standing on to watch outside? Let me check... Ooooo, I love google, ha ha ha. Balcony, balcony! That is what I was supposed to say all this time, balcony! I'm feeling so much shame. All this time I thought I was a word connoisseur and I was using the wrong word. Ha ha ha, oh my gosh. Ha ha ha. You learn something new everyday.

Hmmm, the sky is beautiful though. Hm and the night is quite, I love it. Bye, bye my love, until tomorrow please God. I can't wait to tell mommy in the morning!




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