The Opposite Sex

Not all problems can be fixed
If a girl feels her thoughts are nixed
He thinks it's unimportant to discuss
She will continue to make a big fuss
Emotional feelings are gender diverse
But can lead to a relationship curse
Fights ahead

Girl asks, "Does this make me look fat?"
He's confused because he fears a trap
If he says "Yes" she thinks he's unkind
If he says "No", then he's lying she'll find
Emotion rears, he wants to avoid doom
Her rejection of him inside the bedroom
Fight ensues

When a girl is getting ready to go out
He's wondering what the fuss is about
She turns her whole closet upside down
Says "I've nothing to wear" with a frown
She tries on dresses, a decision to share
He goofs by saying " I really don't care"
Fight ensues

The time we call the dating season
Can bring impetuosity with no reason
Guys say "I love you" to score a goal
Girls think he's in love due to her soul
Wedding dress chosen with great care
Brings a preference of her being bare
Fight ensues

When are we all going to get smart?
Male/female brains differ from the start
Neither has a how-to-understand list
To prevent tears or an angry fist
Leads to fights without much reason
After the one track minds of mating season
Fight