Why do I think this vote will produce a REAL rant!!
Hilarious and one of the few in the spirit of the prompt.
Tooooo funny!!!!
This one had the best overall description of the contest committee and their distortion of their task, which, by definition is to rule on things such technical aspects as syllable counts or number of lines. The 'subjective' content is SUPPOSED to be left to the voters to judge. Many entries made me laugh, but this one earns my vote.
They were all very funny, but this one got me. "who do I have to sleep with" LOL
