Shadow Pahn: Here's a video of a small part of my Black Belt test (Breaking)

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151361637375683&l=8729828285085236576



Shadow Pahn: After watching Prometheus i am now convinced anyone can write a movie. What a horrible, horrible movie.
    Celtic~Soul: I've heard that from others. Can't disguise crap with fancy special effects. On a related note, I actually sat and watched part of War of the Worlds the other night, even as I tried to ignore that Tom Cruise was in it. Since I like the original film I thought I'd try out the new. Well, it sucked. I finally had to turn it off because it was just one disaster after another as this family tries to flee. How is that a plot? The original had scientists and people fighting back and made sense in it's old fashioned way. The new one's just crap with special effects and escalating BS. Where have all the plots and subplots gone? Hollywood doesn't need them, they have CGI! -
    Shadow Pahn: I didn't enjoy that movie either. I understand the 3-act crisis method to keep the viewer in suspense, but at some point you need to tell a story as well. I also have a problem when some characters (mostly children) have invincible plot-armor. -


Shadow Pahn: BOOM: I am now a Permanent Resident in Canada

    Celtic~Soul: They have gorillas, land sharks, and giant gorilla- and shark-eating dust bunnies in Canada? I never knew. ;-) -
    Shadow Pahn: Only since i got here Celtic!
    Thanks Donald! -
    Twilightspire: Holy crap. That is a terrifying thought! Ummm...the gorillas and sharks, not you being in Canada...I swear...(whistle and walk away) -
    Shadow Pahn: Hahah, thanks guys!

    The question about the Gorilla VS Shark would be: "What is scarier? A land Shark or a Sea Gorilla?"
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    Cumbrianlass: Congrats and bien venue. It's a great country. -


Shadow Pahn: Could it be over?
Is the Immigration nightmare finally done???

"A Decision has been made regarding our application for Permanent Residency"

Damn you Immigration office and your riddles!


Shadow Pahn: As seen in downtown Ottawa.

    Celtic~Soul: A sure sign society's going to h311 in a bandhasket. -
    Bellydanser: Anyone ever seen the DVD cover for the sequel "28 Weeks" which followed "28 Days?" The tagline at the top reads, "When days turns to weeks!" Someone got paid to write that. :p -


Shadow Pahn: Added almost 3500 words to "The Auditors" this week after a 2 week drought. Thanks Muse!
    K.W.: Excellent! -


Shadow Pahn: Once again, Immigration Canada is providing me with an unhealthy dose of stress and anxiety. I can't wait for the nightmare to be over.


Shadow Pahn: Finally got another chapter out. It was a bit of a blocker, as it functions to setup a new plot thread, so i'm glad it's out of the way!


Shadow Pahn: It`s official, i can`t write for shit when i`m sick. It`s too quiet in the house!


Shadow Pahn: Bleh, i am sick at home and just reviewed all bonus reviews out there.... Now what? This laptop freezes up every 10 minutes so i dare not to write!
    Shadow Pahn: Ha, i would, if i could drag myself to my office. -


Shadow Pahn: I've been super busy the last few weeks and haven't made a single penny reviewing any of your work peoples. I am sorry!


Shadow Pahn: Been gone for a while, but working on chapter 12 of The Auditors today!


Shadow Pahn: Jennifer Lawrence is now my favorite celebrity.
    redrider6612: She is funny and quirky. I recommend her movie "Winter's Bone"--excellent! -
    Shadow Pahn: I've only seen her in Hunger Games. I think i might enjoy her off camera antics more then her acting skills. -


Shadow Pahn: So, last night i dreamt about laundry detergent. However, every bottle came with a miniature, living black bear. Of course, the mini-bear and i became best buddies and i took him to a party, where i promptly got assaulted by a not so miniature black bear. I kicked that bear's ass.
    Anisa-: Glad to know I'm not the only one who has ridiculous dreams :-D -
    K.W.: Thanks for the chuckle. Wish my dreams were that entertaining:) -
    Shadow Pahn: I should add that the big bear was owned by that tall lady from Golden Girls and she was cuddling with it like an overgrown cat.
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Shadow Pahn: WOW! Ubisoft just announced a game that has the same idea about Smart Net like my story of The Auditors