Be Ugly No More
Another miracle cream testimonial.40 total reviews
Comment from Carla Trinklein
Haha! So many of those infomercials target senior citizens... I guess they (and I should include myself in the word "they" - many would consider me one) are the only ones with enough time to watch them. Not too many of us could hop on one foot! No wonder these products never work for me. I never take the time to read the directions.
reply by the author on 10-Oct-2019
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Haha! So many of those infomercials target senior citizens... I guess they (and I should include myself in the word "they" - many would consider me one) are the only ones with enough time to watch them. Not too many of us could hop on one foot! No wonder these products never work for me. I never take the time to read the directions.
Comment Written 09-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 10-Oct-2019
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I?m glad to see you?re catching up with me dear girl. It is always so appreciated and encouraging to see someone read my work like you do. I really value your opinion and good eye on everything I write. Sending you my best today as always with many blessings,
Sally xo
Comment from fm wright
Truly very humorous! It is definitely right up there with what's going on in the world today. I like very much how you handled this topic, not only comedy wise, but with grace as well.
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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Truly very humorous! It is definitely right up there with what's going on in the world today. I like very much how you handled this topic, not only comedy wise, but with grace as well.
Comment Written 06-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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Thank you, dear one. I?m so glad you,enjoyed,this bit of silliness. Apparently, I?m not alone. Your superb review and six stars mean so much. As always, you are so generous to ,e. Sending you my best today as always,
Sally xoxo
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You're most welcome. Sending my best back to you. It truly put a big old smile on my face.
Comment from Dawn Munro
Hahahahahaha!!! Oh dear, now I want my own Bee Ugly No More Cream, and no microscopic travel size either.
Your story is just a little too close to the truth about advertising. LOL!!! I'm so glad I didn't miss it! (Congratulations on a well-deserved win. Flawless. Riveting. Hilarious!)
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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Hahahahahaha!!! Oh dear, now I want my own Bee Ugly No More Cream, and no microscopic travel size either.
Your story is just a little too close to the truth about advertising. LOL!!! I'm so glad I didn't miss it! (Congratulations on a well-deserved win. Flawless. Riveting. Hilarious!)
Comment Written 05-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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Thank you, dear Dawn. I appreciate the marvelous review and generous six stars. It means so much to me. I love to laugh, especially at my weakness for beauty products.
Sending you my best today as always,
Sally xo
Comment from l.raven
Hi Sally, it's not in the shell that we are born to...
it's in the heart we are gifted with...your story is more true than you think...LOL...very well written my sweet friend...and I love your picture...love your story told sweet girl...Love you...Linda xxoo
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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Hi Sally, it's not in the shell that we are born to...
it's in the heart we are gifted with...your story is more true than you think...LOL...very well written my sweet friend...and I love your picture...love your story told sweet girl...Love you...Linda xxoo
Comment Written 05-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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Thank you for the kind review and compliments, dear friend. It is always so appreciated. It is so good to see you today! Sending you my best as always,
Sal xoxo
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your sooooooo welcome sweet girl...and it is always good to see you as well...have a wonderful day...smiling big...xxoo love
Comment from Y. M. Roger
Just say no to all 'beautifying' products after the age of 50.... your look for life is set by then anyway, just a matter of time catching up with your genetics and how well you cared for your skin up 'til then! ;) :) :) A great offering to end my evening on, ma'am -- thanx for the smile! ;) :) Yvette :)
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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Just say no to all 'beautifying' products after the age of 50.... your look for life is set by then anyway, just a matter of time catching up with your genetics and how well you cared for your skin up 'til then! ;) :) :) A great offering to end my evening on, ma'am -- thanx for the smile! ;) :) Yvette :)
Comment Written 05-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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This is a satire of myself and my addiction to beauty products. I love to male fun of myself. So glad you like.
Sending you my best today as always,
Sally xo
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Hilarious, my lady -- you know, ever since my teen years (and I wore much more make up back then!), I've never 'gotten' the whole spending of a fortune on skin care products.... BUT clothes and shoes...? Oh, yeah, I am such a wardrobe whore!! ;) Oooops! Don't tell my husband I said that.... not that he would argue! :) Take care, my friend! ;)
Comment from arman khan
Very funny indeed. It kept me reading until end.very Natural and true behaviour of the host and her style and how the product's promotion is being done.It Is funny too that 102 old lady wants to be ugly no more which is unnatural.Despite the fact she insists to get her money back.Sometimes customers are silly too . The name of the customer Sally also suggests the silly thing with connotation of selling and buying.
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reply by the author on 05-Oct-2019
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Very funny indeed. It kept me reading until end.very Natural and true behaviour of the host and her style and how the product's promotion is being done.It Is funny too that 102 old lady wants to be ugly no more which is unnatural.Despite the fact she insists to get her money back.Sometimes customers are silly too . The name of the customer Sally also suggests the silly thing with connotation of selling and buying.
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Comment Written 05-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 05-Oct-2019
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Thank you for the review.
Comment from Sugarray77
Hahah... Sally, I loved your story! It is so fun on both sides... a 102 year old lady wanting to look younger, and a snazzy looking con artist that verifies that the cream is a joke. Very well written!!
Melissa
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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Hahah... Sally, I loved your story! It is so fun on both sides... a 102 year old lady wanting to look younger, and a snazzy looking con artist that verifies that the cream is a joke. Very well written!!
Melissa
Comment Written 05-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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Thank you, dear Melissa. Yes, one does what one can. Unfortunately, this is me except for the age.
Sending you my best today as always,
Sal xo
Comment from Louise Michelle
LOL - I liked that you said she's over 100 - that makes this fun farce even more enjoyable. Exaggeration is always key in humor. This was a delightful romp! Hugs, Lou
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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LOL - I liked that you said she's over 100 - that makes this fun farce even more enjoyable. Exaggeration is always key in humor. This was a delightful romp! Hugs, Lou
Comment Written 05-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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Thank you so much, dear Louise. I?m so glad you enjoyed my satire. I love to make fun of weakness for beauty products.
Sending you my best today as always,
Sally xo
Comment from Sallyo
This is fun, and it makes a point (ah, haven't we all encountered those instructions that are virtually impossible?) Just one thing; it seems to be third person and then one line implies it's first person.
"No kidding," I said.
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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This is fun, and it makes a point (ah, haven't we all encountered those instructions that are virtually impossible?) Just one thing; it seems to be third person and then one line implies it's first person.
"No kidding," I said.
Comment Written 05-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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Thank you for the review. I don?t know what you mean about tense changes. I remained in first person throughout my story.
Sally
Comment from country ranch writer
Well the call in lady was 102 years old So what did she expect? The person on the other end was not a very kind person and should of returnees the money instead of trying to make a fool of the person on the end of the line!
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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Well the call in lady was 102 years old So what did she expect? The person on the other end was not a very kind person and should of returnees the money instead of trying to make a fool of the person on the end of the line!
Comment Written 05-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 06-Oct-2019
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Thank you for the excellent review and insightful comments. It is always so appreciated. I?m glad you enjoyed my satire.
Sending you my best today as always,
Sally xo
