I Don't Understand Women
Two guys try to work it out19 total reviews
Comment from michaelcahill
It amazes me that guys like that manage to survive. Most of us learn the dos and don'ts by the time we are ten years old. But, there are conversations like this going on all the time. Too funny and too real. Loved it, mikey
reply by the author on 26-Sep-2014
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It amazes me that guys like that manage to survive. Most of us learn the dos and don'ts by the time we are ten years old. But, there are conversations like this going on all the time. Too funny and too real. Loved it, mikey
Comment Written 26-Sep-2014
reply by the author on 26-Sep-2014
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Thank you, Mikey.
Comment from patcelaw
I got a boat load of news for you boys. To understand a woman, you have to understand God. He made women to be a source of confusion to man, it is meant to keep him on his toe and makes for very strong calf muscles. News Flash - Do Women Understand Men. NOPE!
reply by the author on 24-Sep-2014
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I got a boat load of news for you boys. To understand a woman, you have to understand God. He made women to be a source of confusion to man, it is meant to keep him on his toe and makes for very strong calf muscles. News Flash - Do Women Understand Men. NOPE!
Comment Written 24-Sep-2014
reply by the author on 24-Sep-2014
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Thank you very much
Comment from Dawn Munro
HAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU are BAD! HAHAHAHAHA! This is great, and if anyone gets offended, they need a lobotomy, or at least removal of the...uh, oh...I better not write what I want to. I have an 'FS image', after all...LOL.
Good fun, and flawless writing - I'm still grinning.
reply by the author on 23-Sep-2014
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU are BAD! HAHAHAHAHA! This is great, and if anyone gets offended, they need a lobotomy, or at least removal of the...uh, oh...I better not write what I want to. I have an 'FS image', after all...LOL.
Good fun, and flawless writing - I'm still grinning.
Comment Written 23-Sep-2014
reply by the author on 23-Sep-2014
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Thank you very much.
Comment from Phyllis Stewart
LOL! This is funny and cute. Obviously just for fun, just like that ad your wife showed you for "penis enlargement" and the book she bought on "how to be a better lover". :)
reply by the author on 23-Sep-2014
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LOL! This is funny and cute. Obviously just for fun, just like that ad your wife showed you for "penis enlargement" and the book she bought on "how to be a better lover". :)
Comment Written 23-Sep-2014
reply by the author on 23-Sep-2014
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Thank you. That would be a good story. you should write it, from the woman's POV.
Comment from granny goes viral
And not only don't you understand woman, you can't spell either. Having a little fun, at who's expense. Oh now I get it...you were making fun of the men. Oh, now I get it.
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reply by the author on 23-Sep-2014
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And not only don't you understand woman, you can't spell either. Having a little fun, at who's expense. Oh now I get it...you were making fun of the men. Oh, now I get it.
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Comment Written 23-Sep-2014
reply by the author on 23-Sep-2014
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Ouch! Thank you for reading it. I took this from a conversation I had with my brother, and my cousin a few months ago. It was only made in fun. I did not mean to offend you or women.
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Lancellot...this was really your blood family?
Have your tired poison in their beer? Yes, it was kind of offensive, and do not generally offend easily. I usually offend others first.
I don't know if it was the subject matter, or that I was able to spot the misspelling. Well, either way. Tell your brother and your cousin they are jerks.
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Yes, they are. Not bad, but no bright either.
Can you help point the misspellings for me, so I can edit them?
Besides the authors notes, do you know of a way I can prevent or warn those who could be
offended by this from reading it.
It's listed as Satire fiction, but I don't think that's enough.
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Old Broad!!! not brod. I don't know. Stupid men making stupid remarks, don't read if you have an I.Q. over 85. Or are female with any I.Q.
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No, it's spelled brod. I wasn't sure about that, so I looked it up to be sure.
That's a good warning. Thanks
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What is a "brod"? Old broad, I know. Brod?
Comment from pbroussard209
lol, wow, this sounds like my husband. For a smart man he really doesn't think before he speaks. but his favorite come back is "I was just joking."
reply by the author on 23-Sep-2014
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lol, wow, this sounds like my husband. For a smart man he really doesn't think before he speaks. but his favorite come back is "I was just joking."
Comment Written 23-Sep-2014
reply by the author on 23-Sep-2014
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Thank you very much.
Comment from Erik McGinley
I was betting on something like that but found it funny all the same.
It's weird how comforting a predictable laugh can be.
reply by the author on 23-Sep-2014
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I was betting on something like that but found it funny all the same.
It's weird how comforting a predictable laugh can be.
Comment Written 23-Sep-2014
reply by the author on 23-Sep-2014
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Thank you very much.
Comment from amahra
LOL, I love it when men write about men. I've got to get that book, it's old now, but it's called, Women are from Venus, Men are from Mars. But I've got to tell you, men are so cute in their ignorance. You can't get mad with. At least, I don't.
reply by the author on 23-Sep-2014
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LOL, I love it when men write about men. I've got to get that book, it's old now, but it's called, Women are from Venus, Men are from Mars. But I've got to tell you, men are so cute in their ignorance. You can't get mad with. At least, I don't.
Comment Written 23-Sep-2014
reply by the author on 23-Sep-2014
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Thank you very much.
Comment from boxergirl
Ha! Well, I think you understand women and MEN really well. Your story is a cute satire of both and I enjoyed reading it. 8-)
reply by the author on 23-Sep-2014
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Ha! Well, I think you understand women and MEN really well. Your story is a cute satire of both and I enjoyed reading it. 8-)
Comment Written 23-Sep-2014
reply by the author on 23-Sep-2014
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Thank you very much.
Comment from Muffins
I laughed all the way through. The dialogue is snappy and so real it hurts. Yes, I can hear this kind of talk happening between two clueless boobs looking sad at a bar. Johnny's lucky Helen didn't kick him out and asked for divorce. The fact that he has cheated on her before probadly played a factor in the frying pan connecting with his head! And Mike, needs to get a job and stop munching off his mother.
reply by the author on 23-Sep-2014
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I laughed all the way through. The dialogue is snappy and so real it hurts. Yes, I can hear this kind of talk happening between two clueless boobs looking sad at a bar. Johnny's lucky Helen didn't kick him out and asked for divorce. The fact that he has cheated on her before probadly played a factor in the frying pan connecting with his head! And Mike, needs to get a job and stop munching off his mother.
Comment Written 23-Sep-2014
reply by the author on 23-Sep-2014
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Thank you very much. I'm glad you enjoyed the fun of it. I was a bit worried people wouldn't relax and laugh.
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If people can't read this for the tongue and cheek nature of it. They need to go to a bar and have a beer!
