Phone Sex (a repost)
Dial 555-HORNY37 total reviews
Comment from B. Diehl
Okay, okay...you might not even believe me when I say this, but this just made me spit my Gatorade EVERYWHERE. I almost died laughing. (Thank God my Mac is okay.) Five stars, my friend.
Please check out my latest comedy poem and give an honest rating...if you have time. :)
The link: http://www.fanstory.com/displaystory.jsp?id=665529
Much love.
-B<3
reply by the author on 12-Dec-2013
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Okay, okay...you might not even believe me when I say this, but this just made me spit my Gatorade EVERYWHERE. I almost died laughing. (Thank God my Mac is okay.) Five stars, my friend.
Please check out my latest comedy poem and give an honest rating...if you have time. :)
The link: http://www.fanstory.com/displaystory.jsp?id=665529
Much love.
-B<3
Comment Written 12-Dec-2013
reply by the author on 12-Dec-2013
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What is the title of your poem? Is it on this site. I went on the link and found a three liner with some German words scattered to the four corners.LOL Would that be it?
Comment from Dean Kuch
Hah, haaaaaaaaaaa! I loved, this! I'm glad you let me know about it. So friggin' funny, I couldn't stop laughing. I could see an entire play done this way, where our heroine, the wayward gregarious granny goes through several of these types of telephone sex calls, speaking to men (and some women) of all ages, races colors and creeds.
Thanks for letting me know about this, I sure needed a good laugh tonight...
reply by the author on 07-Sep-2013
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Hah, haaaaaaaaaaa! I loved, this! I'm glad you let me know about it. So friggin' funny, I couldn't stop laughing. I could see an entire play done this way, where our heroine, the wayward gregarious granny goes through several of these types of telephone sex calls, speaking to men (and some women) of all ages, races colors and creeds.
Thanks for letting me know about this, I sure needed a good laugh tonight...
Comment Written 07-Sep-2013
reply by the author on 07-Sep-2013
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Thanks,Gorgeous, for the sixer. You must be reading my mind. I'm thinking of doing a telemarketer next who would be a basker case at the end.
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Well deserved, it was entirely my pleasure to award it to you. It was my very last one, too. I was happy to be able to give it to you...
Comment from w.j.debi
End of the week and out of six stars, but this is so funny it deserves it. I don't know much about script writing, but the scene you describe and the dialog of your characters creates a vivid image. I can just see the looks on both of their faces as the scene progresses. You picked the perfect photo. She fits the character perfectly.
reply by the author on 06-Sep-2013
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End of the week and out of six stars, but this is so funny it deserves it. I don't know much about script writing, but the scene you describe and the dialog of your characters creates a vivid image. I can just see the looks on both of their faces as the scene progresses. You picked the perfect photo. She fits the character perfectly.
Comment Written 06-Sep-2013
reply by the author on 06-Sep-2013
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Thanks, w.j. I'm so glad you enjoyed. it and imagine the faces. That's a great compliment
Comment from Louise Michelle
Hi Shari,
This is absolutely hilarious!!!! The lines about needing artificial respiration and calling 911 are laugh out loud funny.
Love how the guy gets thrown off his course when he says lady and then I mean honey. And the bit about the diarrhea panties - priceless. And of course his curse about growing old and wrinkled and her saying it's too late. Wonderful! Thank you for telling me about this and, yes, you deserved my sixer.
Big Hug,
Lou
reply by the author on 06-Sep-2013
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Hi Shari,
This is absolutely hilarious!!!! The lines about needing artificial respiration and calling 911 are laugh out loud funny.
Love how the guy gets thrown off his course when he says lady and then I mean honey. And the bit about the diarrhea panties - priceless. And of course his curse about growing old and wrinkled and her saying it's too late. Wonderful! Thank you for telling me about this and, yes, you deserved my sixer.
Big Hug,
Lou
Comment Written 06-Sep-2013
reply by the author on 06-Sep-2013
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Yea! A sixer. Maybe enough to at least tie me. I knew you would appreciate the bawdy humor.
Comment from Lovinia
Hi Shari
LMAO ROFL LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! :)))
Hysterical. Perfect technique in setting the scene ... I had the complete picture in my head and visualised as I read the interaction. Love the old lady ... what a character ...... heheheh! Pleased she knew how to handle herself and it provided amusement ... I imagine many would be terrified. I do remember a few as a young girl, of course back then it was a joke.
Your selected image is a buzz .... looks like she is actually having this conversation. Dial 555 HORNY - why spend my dime when I can wait for a creeper. Got my bananas ready.
Ooooooh - just decided I will have a banana and vegemite roll for lunch. Do they do marmite & bananas over there??
So pleased you re-posted. I'm not an expert on scripts, but you caught the 'moment' for me and I would enjoy the stage production so much. The dialogue is smooth and easy and works so well.I just loved when he mentioned his jock strap and she asked "What does it look like?".... twenty in her basement .... hahahahahahahahahah! "What do you weigh" ..... and that vicious bite. Something like this could have been full of cliches, yet you have brought your own brand of wit and humour. Just loved it. Hugs - Lovi xoxoxoxo
reply by the author on 04-Sep-2013
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Hi Shari
LMAO ROFL LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! :)))
Hysterical. Perfect technique in setting the scene ... I had the complete picture in my head and visualised as I read the interaction. Love the old lady ... what a character ...... heheheh! Pleased she knew how to handle herself and it provided amusement ... I imagine many would be terrified. I do remember a few as a young girl, of course back then it was a joke.
Your selected image is a buzz .... looks like she is actually having this conversation. Dial 555 HORNY - why spend my dime when I can wait for a creeper. Got my bananas ready.
Ooooooh - just decided I will have a banana and vegemite roll for lunch. Do they do marmite & bananas over there??
So pleased you re-posted. I'm not an expert on scripts, but you caught the 'moment' for me and I would enjoy the stage production so much. The dialogue is smooth and easy and works so well.I just loved when he mentioned his jock strap and she asked "What does it look like?".... twenty in her basement .... hahahahahahahahahah! "What do you weigh" ..... and that vicious bite. Something like this could have been full of cliches, yet you have brought your own brand of wit and humour. Just loved it. Hugs - Lovi xoxoxoxo
Comment Written 04-Sep-2013
reply by the author on 04-Sep-2013
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Thanks so much for the six. I was right when I guess it would appeal to you. It was such fun to write. I haven't a clue what a marmite or vegemite is so you mite as well tell me. LOL
Comment from Cindy Warren
That's hilarious. I can totally imagine that. I actually did have a breather hang up on me when I told him he sounded terrible and he really ought to see a doctor. Love the part about him sniffing her panties. I can imagine his face. In your setting, you need a c on conversation.
reply by the author on 04-Sep-2013
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That's hilarious. I can totally imagine that. I actually did have a breather hang up on me when I told him he sounded terrible and he really ought to see a doctor. Love the part about him sniffing her panties. I can imagine his face. In your setting, you need a c on conversation.
Comment Written 04-Sep-2013
reply by the author on 04-Sep-2013
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LOL Good for you, Cindy. It is fun to play with their heads (the one on top of their shoulders.)
Comment from STEPHEN A CARTER
Well done because comedy is so hard to compose with all the asides and innuendos perfectly timed. Timing is everything and in this aspect the work excels. Dialogue keeps on 'truckin' as they say. Hilarious and excellent.
Rehards:
reply by the author on 04-Sep-2013
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Well done because comedy is so hard to compose with all the asides and innuendos perfectly timed. Timing is everything and in this aspect the work excels. Dialogue keeps on 'truckin' as they say. Hilarious and excellent.
Rehards:
Comment Written 04-Sep-2013
reply by the author on 04-Sep-2013
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This is great! A sixer is what I need to motivate me again to start writing plays. Thanks a bunch.
Comment from 9999pool
This stage show is so funny. The language aside (but then again this show needed that tone of language).
It was good humor and fun and I can imagine the show on stage.
A young lady dressed up as a very elderly lady to give audience a feel of the sexy talk over the phone - a beautiful lady with an elderly make-up.
Similarly the guy should be made up to be more handsome, to glue in the pieces of sexy talk into live imagery of wanting more for humor and good fun.
Well done and thoroughly enjoyable. This is the first script I have reviewed for obvious reasons, LOL.
Cheerio, Ritchie.
reply by the author on 21-Feb-2013
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This stage show is so funny. The language aside (but then again this show needed that tone of language).
It was good humor and fun and I can imagine the show on stage.
A young lady dressed up as a very elderly lady to give audience a feel of the sexy talk over the phone - a beautiful lady with an elderly make-up.
Similarly the guy should be made up to be more handsome, to glue in the pieces of sexy talk into live imagery of wanting more for humor and good fun.
Well done and thoroughly enjoyable. This is the first script I have reviewed for obvious reasons, LOL.
Cheerio, Ritchie.
Comment Written 21-Feb-2013
reply by the author on 21-Feb-2013
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You done good, 9999. Imagination is what it's all about. Maybe your thing is doing make-up and costumes. LOL
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Hi Spifire.
'Maybe your thing is doing make-up and costumes' and you are so uncanny. I am in the make-up and hairstyling academy business. Go checkout and be amazed at our site:
www.goldgohmakeup.com
Enjoy the images but don't drop from your chir dear, LOL. :)))).
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Very impression-the eyemake up,especially. Are you Victor or Goldgoh?
Comment from Glasstruth
I loved every line of this. One of my favorite humor scripts you've ever written. I just attacked my computer with a drink I was having when I read, "HE: (seductively) I stole your black lace panties. I'm sniffing the smell of your crotch right now. SHE: Really? That's shocking. I barely rinsed them out after having the shits." Right from thes start I knew this had to be good, no AWESOME!!! Wish I had... no sixer, but a seven to give. Les
reply by the author on 21-Feb-2013
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I loved every line of this. One of my favorite humor scripts you've ever written. I just attacked my computer with a drink I was having when I read, "HE: (seductively) I stole your black lace panties. I'm sniffing the smell of your crotch right now. SHE: Really? That's shocking. I barely rinsed them out after having the shits." Right from thes start I knew this had to be good, no AWESOME!!! Wish I had... no sixer, but a seven to give. Les
Comment Written 21-Feb-2013
reply by the author on 21-Feb-2013
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I thought you were going to say that you spilled your drink on the computer! Glad that didn't happen. Thanks for quoting that lines that got to you.LOL I'll hang on to that invisible but still desireable seven. Shari
Comment from Gungalo
This is really funny Spitfire. That old lady knew how to hold her own didn't she. LOL and the poor guy, he needs to be older to understand what's going on.
reply by the author on 20-Feb-2013
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This is really funny Spitfire. That old lady knew how to hold her own didn't she. LOL and the poor guy, he needs to be older to understand what's going on.
Comment Written 20-Feb-2013
reply by the author on 20-Feb-2013
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Thanks, Gungalo. Now that I'm older and wiser and more secure, I'd love to have fun with this type of caller. Especially since I live in a gated community and no one can get in.
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I'll just bet you would too.
