A Few words about D***S
Satire for rude behavior48 total reviews
Comment from Courtney Chambers
O man you had me laughing. They tell us to put something you can work on in the review but honestly, I can't find fault with most of the works I've read this far. Your's is definitely my favorite at the moment. You are quite talented.
reply by the author on 28-Mar-2023
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O man you had me laughing. They tell us to put something you can work on in the review but honestly, I can't find fault with most of the works I've read this far. Your's is definitely my favorite at the moment. You are quite talented.
Comment Written 28-Mar-2023
reply by the author on 28-Mar-2023
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Thank you for the very kind words! Terry
Comment from Carlos' girl
Omg you are hilarious. The part about the condescending tone did it for me. So true. You nailed it.
But just don't confuse a xx large dick with a guy that has BDE (big dick energy). Like Pete Davidson. We like guys with BDE.
Yours truly
Judith
reply by the author on 16-Mar-2023
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Omg you are hilarious. The part about the condescending tone did it for me. So true. You nailed it.
But just don't confuse a xx large dick with a guy that has BDE (big dick energy). Like Pete Davidson. We like guys with BDE.
Yours truly
Judith
Comment Written 16-Mar-2023
reply by the author on 16-Mar-2023
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LOL, I never hear of BDE...Dang, I guess I didn't have it! Judith, thank you for that fun review and the six stars! Terry.
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Well you learn something new everyday!
See ya
Judith
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LOL
Comment from Debi Pick Marquette
I would like to do my part in making this story stay on the top for the rest of the month. So I am going to give you my six stars and two cents worth. Lol..... This, along with the one before it were both amazing. Yes, dicks come in not just different sizes, but different colors and you usually don't have to look very hard to find one. However, that is not the same as looking for a dickie, here in MN some think they are necessary. But as far as I am concerned, they choke me terribly! Terry, do not misunderstand me, I am talking about the dickie choking me... That being said, I don't have any room in my life for any kind of dicks. Well I did like Dick Cavett. He was pretty funny, but then you talk about some, They called him Tricky Dicky, right? Actually I heard some say he was a P...k. Now this one is getting a little personal, because I spent my younger life living down a similar name of Pick. There were some boys (juvenile) that would say things like,, pick pick pick your nose. Of course that was on my second grade school bus. And when I would go home and tell my dad how I hated being called tooth pick, he would say things like, honey if they're talking about you, then they're not talking about someone else. I have spent my entire life trying to figure out how that did me any good. However, still to this day, my high school nick name is Pickles. It was given to me by one of my awesome guy friends, so I do still hear it from time to time. And I loved when someone wanted to ask me on a date, they all thought they were so original by calling me sweet pickles. After finding out what the second grade name meant, I just wanted to yell, if you want a date, call me toothpick! Especially now that I am planning my 50th Reunion, I am hearing it a lot. Pickles, not toothpick. Hey I warned that you were going to get my 2 cents worth. Seriously my very good friend, I thank you for sharing this story with us!
reply by the author on 12-Mar-2023
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I would like to do my part in making this story stay on the top for the rest of the month. So I am going to give you my six stars and two cents worth. Lol..... This, along with the one before it were both amazing. Yes, dicks come in not just different sizes, but different colors and you usually don't have to look very hard to find one. However, that is not the same as looking for a dickie, here in MN some think they are necessary. But as far as I am concerned, they choke me terribly! Terry, do not misunderstand me, I am talking about the dickie choking me... That being said, I don't have any room in my life for any kind of dicks. Well I did like Dick Cavett. He was pretty funny, but then you talk about some, They called him Tricky Dicky, right? Actually I heard some say he was a P...k. Now this one is getting a little personal, because I spent my younger life living down a similar name of Pick. There were some boys (juvenile) that would say things like,, pick pick pick your nose. Of course that was on my second grade school bus. And when I would go home and tell my dad how I hated being called tooth pick, he would say things like, honey if they're talking about you, then they're not talking about someone else. I have spent my entire life trying to figure out how that did me any good. However, still to this day, my high school nick name is Pickles. It was given to me by one of my awesome guy friends, so I do still hear it from time to time. And I loved when someone wanted to ask me on a date, they all thought they were so original by calling me sweet pickles. After finding out what the second grade name meant, I just wanted to yell, if you want a date, call me toothpick! Especially now that I am planning my 50th Reunion, I am hearing it a lot. Pickles, not toothpick. Hey I warned that you were going to get my 2 cents worth. Seriously my very good friend, I thank you for sharing this story with us!
Comment Written 12-Mar-2023
reply by the author on 12-Mar-2023
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LOL, thank you the story and the six stars! Terry
Comment from JT traveller
Hilarious. In Australia a "dick" is gender neutral. Now don't get me started on that wokeist view, my own personal rant is wokeism. Everyone can be a dick at times. I really love the thought and humour that has gone into this piece.
I personally like to classify some people by a pineapple count. In Australia there is a saying, "She/he has a pineapple stuck up her arse." It translates as being pompous or uppity. I rank some from one to three pineapples depending on their attitude.
Thanks for the morning laugh. A fantastic piece of writing ð???
reply by the author on 07-Mar-2023
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Hilarious. In Australia a "dick" is gender neutral. Now don't get me started on that wokeist view, my own personal rant is wokeism. Everyone can be a dick at times. I really love the thought and humour that has gone into this piece.
I personally like to classify some people by a pineapple count. In Australia there is a saying, "She/he has a pineapple stuck up her arse." It translates as being pompous or uppity. I rank some from one to three pineapples depending on their attitude.
Thanks for the morning laugh. A fantastic piece of writing ð???
Comment Written 07-Mar-2023
reply by the author on 07-Mar-2023
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Thanks for reading and your fun review. Terry.
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Thank you for posting 😂🇦🇺
Comment from Jim Wile
I definitely think you should stay unretired, Terry. This was just too funny! Oh, you've described so many people I've met in my life. And the sad part is that they often don't even realize they are being a dick. And many that do, will continue to do it anyway, earning that XXL rating. Great job, my friend!
reply by the author on 07-Mar-2023
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I definitely think you should stay unretired, Terry. This was just too funny! Oh, you've described so many people I've met in my life. And the sad part is that they often don't even realize they are being a dick. And many that do, will continue to do it anyway, earning that XXL rating. Great job, my friend!
Comment Written 07-Mar-2023
reply by the author on 07-Mar-2023
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LOL, Jim, thank you for those XXL, six stars! I am delighted you enjoyed the satire. Terry.
Comment from T B Botts
Hello Terry.
For some reason, it's become common place in society to speak what is on our minds when it's really none of our business. Personally I didn't wear a mask when it was in vogue. I'm a bit of a rebellious sapsucker, and I think the whole thing was a bunch of BS, however, for whatever reason, if you choose to wear one, good for you. We really don't know what goes on in the mind or heart of another person. Thanks for sharing your rant. I didn't catch the rock formation at first. It reminds me of the lighthouses my grandson used to draw. He could never understand why we were laughing at his art work.
Have a blessed day.
Tom
reply by the author on 07-Mar-2023
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Hello Terry.
For some reason, it's become common place in society to speak what is on our minds when it's really none of our business. Personally I didn't wear a mask when it was in vogue. I'm a bit of a rebellious sapsucker, and I think the whole thing was a bunch of BS, however, for whatever reason, if you choose to wear one, good for you. We really don't know what goes on in the mind or heart of another person. Thanks for sharing your rant. I didn't catch the rock formation at first. It reminds me of the lighthouses my grandson used to draw. He could never understand why we were laughing at his art work.
Have a blessed day.
Tom
Comment Written 07-Mar-2023
reply by the author on 07-Mar-2023
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Tom, LOL, on the lighthouse. Thanks for reading. Terry.
Comment from Soledadpaz
My husband drove me crazy watching the Maurdaugh trial. Glad that's over and done with. I agree, what a dick!
My favorite dick reference:
Life's a dick.
It gets hard for no reason.
Sol
reply by the author on 07-Mar-2023
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My husband drove me crazy watching the Maurdaugh trial. Glad that's over and done with. I agree, what a dick!
My favorite dick reference:
Life's a dick.
It gets hard for no reason.
Sol
Comment Written 07-Mar-2023
reply by the author on 07-Mar-2023
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Sol, LOL, yes it is. Thank you for the six stars. Terry.
Comment from LateBloomer
Hi Terry, your story is wonderful and a terrific rant. It is hilarious, and so very true. I experienced something like you did because of wearing a mask. What this guy said to me was, "what kind of F*cking idiot still wears a mask." From behind my mask, I smiled, gave him a friendly wave and kept on going. However, like yourself, I had many things that I waited to say to him.
I like your description of what a dick may be. Of special note:
Two things we know about dicks: there are different sizes, and size matters.
(Since you live in Texas, he (dick) better go big or go home.)
Perhaps, a woman could be a dickless dick--still a dick. Lol. There's no shortage of them either.
A fun story. I'm sorry that you had to go through this. What gave that guy the right to intrude his rudeness into your day?! Your mask was of no harm to him.
Also, sorry to hear about your $14 bag of cereal, and $1.79 for One onion. Do you remember when you could get a whole bag of onions for $1.79? Really? Terry, the prices of everything are out of control. Just sharing--Once a month, since Covid, I order my groceries on line. For months now, the bill has been over $400. When that happens, I review the order and start taking things out, e.g. I have removed a $6 jar of mayo from my cart for the last three months.
Great writing. Good humor. As this is a contest entry, I wish you good luck. Margaret ~ LB
reply by the author on 07-Mar-2023
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Hi Terry, your story is wonderful and a terrific rant. It is hilarious, and so very true. I experienced something like you did because of wearing a mask. What this guy said to me was, "what kind of F*cking idiot still wears a mask." From behind my mask, I smiled, gave him a friendly wave and kept on going. However, like yourself, I had many things that I waited to say to him.
I like your description of what a dick may be. Of special note:
Two things we know about dicks: there are different sizes, and size matters.
(Since you live in Texas, he (dick) better go big or go home.)
Perhaps, a woman could be a dickless dick--still a dick. Lol. There's no shortage of them either.
A fun story. I'm sorry that you had to go through this. What gave that guy the right to intrude his rudeness into your day?! Your mask was of no harm to him.
Also, sorry to hear about your $14 bag of cereal, and $1.79 for One onion. Do you remember when you could get a whole bag of onions for $1.79? Really? Terry, the prices of everything are out of control. Just sharing--Once a month, since Covid, I order my groceries on line. For months now, the bill has been over $400. When that happens, I review the order and start taking things out, e.g. I have removed a $6 jar of mayo from my cart for the last three months.
Great writing. Good humor. As this is a contest entry, I wish you good luck. Margaret ~ LB
Comment Written 06-Mar-2023
reply by the author on 07-Mar-2023
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Margaret, thank you very much for the six stars. I am delighted you found it humorous. The prices are crazy. Terry.
Comment from Marty Skye
Excellent. And maybe it's just me, but it seems the COVID situation has an unmedical (is that a word) side effect. Dicks have definitely, I think, become more commonplace. In fact, it is currently a full moon, which means even the part-time dicks will be putting in a few shifts right now. Or maybe they've always been there, droopy and/or erect as they go about their business of being, well, dicks. And COVID has made us more aware of their presence.
A good read to end the night on!
reply by the author on 07-Mar-2023
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Excellent. And maybe it's just me, but it seems the COVID situation has an unmedical (is that a word) side effect. Dicks have definitely, I think, become more commonplace. In fact, it is currently a full moon, which means even the part-time dicks will be putting in a few shifts right now. Or maybe they've always been there, droopy and/or erect as they go about their business of being, well, dicks. And COVID has made us more aware of their presence.
A good read to end the night on!
Comment Written 06-Mar-2023
reply by the author on 07-Mar-2023
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Marty, thank you for the six stars! I think your observations are on target. Terry.
Comment from jessizero
I know I am guilty of correcting grammar in the past, but I never meant to be a dick(less) about it. I enjoyed your rant, especially your mask anecdote. Thank you for sharing, and best wishes to you.
reply by the author on 07-Mar-2023
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I know I am guilty of correcting grammar in the past, but I never meant to be a dick(less) about it. I enjoyed your rant, especially your mask anecdote. Thank you for sharing, and best wishes to you.
Comment Written 06-Mar-2023
reply by the author on 07-Mar-2023
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Jessi, thank you so much for the six stars. I am delighted you enjoyed the humor. Terry.
