A Cunning Linguist
Licking the competition45 total reviews
Comment from paulah60
Ah yes...the rogue is losing ground. From sugarcoated words to mere jaggeries. This cad's tongue is no longer firmly planted in his cheek. How low can one go?! The lady's pleasure is not paramount to this rake, M'Lord. So, notwithstanding the ball-breaking badinage, the cunning linguist is taking HIMSELF down! Oh so pleasurable for the ladies (in oh so many ways); not so for our libertine. The rogue is losing his grip. And he lost it with these teeny lines:
'It's moist and hot, your honey pot,
As humid as an August day
And as my mouth goes north and south,
I think I hear you start to pray. '
This alphabetist is not as crafty as he would have us believe: he is all talk, because if he REALLY went south, he would know it's bloody freezing in August.
So dear rogue, listen...can you hear it? It's the sound of YOU praying in my up and coming riposte. A veritable tongue lashing is in the offing, dear sir!
Yet another masterful piece, David. The day has started well, with a huge laugh. The clever heading got me going ;-). Rollicking good fun, but also, inspirational. Has pushed me to hone my writing skills.
Cheers
Paula
reply by the author on 24-Jan-2014
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Ah yes...the rogue is losing ground. From sugarcoated words to mere jaggeries. This cad's tongue is no longer firmly planted in his cheek. How low can one go?! The lady's pleasure is not paramount to this rake, M'Lord. So, notwithstanding the ball-breaking badinage, the cunning linguist is taking HIMSELF down! Oh so pleasurable for the ladies (in oh so many ways); not so for our libertine. The rogue is losing his grip. And he lost it with these teeny lines:
'It's moist and hot, your honey pot,
As humid as an August day
And as my mouth goes north and south,
I think I hear you start to pray. '
This alphabetist is not as crafty as he would have us believe: he is all talk, because if he REALLY went south, he would know it's bloody freezing in August.
So dear rogue, listen...can you hear it? It's the sound of YOU praying in my up and coming riposte. A veritable tongue lashing is in the offing, dear sir!
Yet another masterful piece, David. The day has started well, with a huge laugh. The clever heading got me going ;-). Rollicking good fun, but also, inspirational. Has pushed me to hone my writing skills.
Cheers
Paula
Comment Written 24-Jan-2014
reply by the author on 24-Jan-2014
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Good morning, Paula!!! But you must remember, my thunder from down under friend, that the rogue is not averse to giving pleasure, and it's part of his game, in fact. He'll serve the master that rules HIM by going down for the moment. For the Aussie version of the poem, perhaps I'll include a reference to the heat of January, as I know the temps at the Aussie Open last week.
Thank you very much, Paula, and I look forward to your next poem.
Comment from Dawn Munro
Tsk,tsk. When all else fails, distract, yes? A little smutty heat and the Rogue is out from under the paw (for the moment, or so he believes). But Kitty's climactic scribble has yet to be reached...
Purrrrrrr...fect rhyme and meter, scandalous content. :)
Beware. Methinks the cad is bested. See you in the morning, mouse. Bring help...(LOL!) (No sixes left.)
reply by the author on 24-Jan-2014
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Tsk,tsk. When all else fails, distract, yes? A little smutty heat and the Rogue is out from under the paw (for the moment, or so he believes). But Kitty's climactic scribble has yet to be reached...
Purrrrrrr...fect rhyme and meter, scandalous content. :)
Beware. Methinks the cad is bested. See you in the morning, mouse. Bring help...(LOL!) (No sixes left.)
Comment Written 24-Jan-2014
reply by the author on 24-Jan-2014
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What youthinks is sooooo inaccurate, my dear, considering how many responses a single poem can inspire from the yard where the clucking is at a pitch level. How long before you're all turning on each other?
Seriously, though, thank you, Dawn. I'll look forward to your next one. :-)
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Hahahaha! David, you are TERRIBLE! HAHAHAHA! Okay, you asked for it - just remember it's all in good fun, right? No hard feelings. LOL! (It's written, but again, can't be posted 'til after midnight.)
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Oh, I remember that, I'm just not sure about some who are transferring old wounds to me to represent the ones they're mad at. ;-)
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Oh no - seriously?
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It just has that feel with a few. Of course, I can tell the ladies are sticking with the ladies, which is understandable...but the Rogue likes that. ;-)
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Hahaha - he would.
All kidding aside, though, it would be a shame if someone spoiled the fun.
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I agree. My next one may just push a few over the edge, though, and not in the way that The Cunning Linguist did. ;-)
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Uh oh, and here I am worried MY next one might do some damage to poor Hyde. (LOL)
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You can't get through the armor, m'lady, but you're welcome to try. :)
Comment from c_lucas
This is a very well written erotic piece that makes for a very good read, There is very good imagery and descriptive scheme. Good job.
reply by the author on 24-Jan-2014
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This is a very well written erotic piece that makes for a very good read, There is very good imagery and descriptive scheme. Good job.
Comment Written 24-Jan-2014
reply by the author on 24-Jan-2014
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Thank you very much, c_lucas!
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You're welcome, Marillion. Charlie
Comment from comanalbert
"i snake in..you moan..start to pray.." All those expletives, she is speaking in tongues(brilliant!)
Great skills, in writing also!
Just read the answer of your previous fight and rated it as you've got more than you can handle.
Yet, this fight is yours to win by a distance, and I am glad to "fight" along with you. Still ,I will check my last post and my Destiny saga and re-write, I have much to learn. A great deal, actually, and I thought I was good at it.
reply by the author on 24-Jan-2014
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"i snake in..you moan..start to pray.." All those expletives, she is speaking in tongues(brilliant!)
Great skills, in writing also!
Just read the answer of your previous fight and rated it as you've got more than you can handle.
Yet, this fight is yours to win by a distance, and I am glad to "fight" along with you. Still ,I will check my last post and my Destiny saga and re-write, I have much to learn. A great deal, actually, and I thought I was good at it.
Comment Written 24-Jan-2014
reply by the author on 24-Jan-2014
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Thank you very much, brother.
Honestly, if it's more than I can handle, it's only out of sheer volume. They use my phrases to compose their own, but I'm the one who makes them moan.
Hey, the learning process is never over, my friend. It's all only just begun, and I'm happy to have you on my side.
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My God, you even reply in rhymes.This has got the better of you.You need help, even my meager one. I am with you, use me, master!
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Welcome, my brother, to the wars!
Comment from Domino 2
Hi, David.
Do you mean 'the tool that MAKES you open wide' in 5th last line?
Very raunchy indeed, and this rogue's tongue not only persuaded the ladies, but satisfies them too, Also, being able to find the 'G-spot' is a deft art that will leave any lady willing 'to moan your name'.
Excellent!
Cheers, Ted
reply by the author on 24-Jan-2014
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Hi, David.
Do you mean 'the tool that MAKES you open wide' in 5th last line?
Very raunchy indeed, and this rogue's tongue not only persuaded the ladies, but satisfies them too, Also, being able to find the 'G-spot' is a deft art that will leave any lady willing 'to moan your name'.
Excellent!
Cheers, Ted
Comment Written 24-Jan-2014
reply by the author on 24-Jan-2014
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Thanks so much, my friend. Yes, that was a good catch. Once again, a revision after publishing snagged me, so I appreciate it.
Comment from Gloria ....
Hello there Rogueth, Deareth. I warned you, you were goin' down, but did you listen to me? Noooooooooo. Two words from me and you did what you pleased and dove head first into the well. And now you've gone and hoisted yourself on your own leotard and you gotta find a way to wiggle yourself out.
Yeesh -- cocks these days. Honestly. Cluck, cluck, cluck.:)
The tool that make you open wide. tools or makes. One question though, Is tool referring to you
or your member? ;-)
You fell right in and that is cool. LOL. Nicely written and as usual in perfect rhythm and rhyme.
Gloria
reply by the author on 24-Jan-2014
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Hello there Rogueth, Deareth. I warned you, you were goin' down, but did you listen to me? Noooooooooo. Two words from me and you did what you pleased and dove head first into the well. And now you've gone and hoisted yourself on your own leotard and you gotta find a way to wiggle yourself out.
Yeesh -- cocks these days. Honestly. Cluck, cluck, cluck.:)
The tool that make you open wide. tools or makes. One question though, Is tool referring to you
or your member? ;-)
You fell right in and that is cool. LOL. Nicely written and as usual in perfect rhythm and rhyme.
Gloria
Comment Written 24-Jan-2014
reply by the author on 24-Jan-2014
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Well, when you said I was going down, doesn't this show that I knew it, and went down (on you) immediately? ;-)
I wiggled in, and wiggling out is always the next step, anyway. Besides, you should know by now that a Rogue isn't listening because he doesn't care what a woman has to say.
The tool is a TRIPLE entendre between member, persona and tongue. T
Thanks, my friend. I anxiously await your reply, and am oiling the gun for more use.
Comment from michaelcahill
I love that this is written so perfectly. Do any dare answer this? I imagine their faces beet red, amongst other things, with pen in hand. Whoops, not a pen.... Well, we shall see. mikey
reply by the author on 24-Jan-2014
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I love that this is written so perfectly. Do any dare answer this? I imagine their faces beet red, amongst other things, with pen in hand. Whoops, not a pen.... Well, we shall see. mikey
Comment Written 24-Jan-2014
reply by the author on 24-Jan-2014
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Oh, I'm sure they will, my friend, and I look forward to their growing attention, as it inspires my growing attention. Win, win, my friend. :) Thank you, Mikey. Have a great weekend.
Comment from Just2Write
Yikes! I think you'll send most of the ladies running. I'm beginning to like your rogue, not many men bother to find G spots.
Glad to see that he acknowledges his vogue style as being
something of a figment of his own imagination. However,
he's ruthless in his sexual advances.
A great poem that leaves one breathless.
Rose.
reply by the author on 24-Jan-2014
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Yikes! I think you'll send most of the ladies running. I'm beginning to like your rogue, not many men bother to find G spots.
Glad to see that he acknowledges his vogue style as being
something of a figment of his own imagination. However,
he's ruthless in his sexual advances.
A great poem that leaves one breathless.
Rose.
Comment Written 24-Jan-2014
reply by the author on 24-Jan-2014
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Thank you, Rose, and I'm glad you caught the irony of him acknowledging that it's all in his mind.
Oh, the G is his key, and why they keep coming back for more. He knows the lay of the land, so to speak.
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I'm sure he does. It's hard to find for most men, and sometimes, even women don't know it exists.
Comment from Righteous Riter
Good use of the abcb rhyme scheme. Good end rhyming. Good descriptive word use that creates a clear image in my mind. Good rhythm and flow. Good complimentary photo followed by thought provoking message.
reply by the author on 24-Jan-2014
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Good use of the abcb rhyme scheme. Good end rhyming. Good descriptive word use that creates a clear image in my mind. Good rhythm and flow. Good complimentary photo followed by thought provoking message.
Comment Written 24-Jan-2014
reply by the author on 24-Jan-2014
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Thank you very much, RR.
Comment from ravenblack
Licking the alphabet- you must have been a Sam Kinison fan. East and West are also useful directions. Just don't go too far South. I think the Stones would approve. Would give you 69 stars but I am out...And reserve them for my wife.
reply by the author on 24-Jan-2014
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Licking the alphabet- you must have been a Sam Kinison fan. East and West are also useful directions. Just don't go too far South. I think the Stones would approve. Would give you 69 stars but I am out...And reserve them for my wife.
Comment Written 24-Jan-2014
reply by the author on 24-Jan-2014
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I understand, raven, and you SHOULD save them for her. Yes, east and west didn't fit in the rhyme of the line, but the curl, flick, lick and swirl line is multi-directional, so...;-)
I appreciate it, and accept the virtual sixer, niner, and the like. Thank you!