My Belly and Me
An unwelcome friend26 total reviews
Comment from Verna Cole Mitchell
You really excel at writing humorous, make that hilarious, poetry. Your meter works, and your rhymes are delightful, make that the entire poem. I look forward to reading more by you.
reply by the author on 10-May-2023
You really excel at writing humorous, make that hilarious, poetry. Your meter works, and your rhymes are delightful, make that the entire poem. I look forward to reading more by you.
Comment Written 10-May-2023
reply by the author on 10-May-2023
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Well, thank you so much, Verna, for your very kind review and the 6 stars! I'm delighted to see you've become a fan too.
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I didn't actually mean to make us "buddies," but anybody who writes like that could be my buddy!
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Thanks, Buddy!
Comment from Charles W. Johnson
LOL. I always enjoy your humorous and clever poems, Jim. Rest assured that you are not alone in your belly battles. I now need to find what streets are being paved in my town.
Best,
Chuck
reply by the author on 10-May-2023
LOL. I always enjoy your humorous and clever poems, Jim. Rest assured that you are not alone in your belly battles. I now need to find what streets are being paved in my town.
Best,
Chuck
Comment Written 10-May-2023
reply by the author on 10-May-2023
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Thanks so much, Chuck. I think if you call your public works department, they can probably give you the paving schedule.
Comment from Jessica Wheeler
Jim, I just love your humor! This lighthearted, clever and funny poem was a pleasure to read. The twist of looking like Betty Boop from a steam roller plan that goes awry was hilarious. Your exceptional use of rhyme and rhythm always makes your message easy to digest- pun intended.
Awesome poem, my friend!
Xo
Jess
reply by the author on 10-May-2023
Jim, I just love your humor! This lighthearted, clever and funny poem was a pleasure to read. The twist of looking like Betty Boop from a steam roller plan that goes awry was hilarious. Your exceptional use of rhyme and rhythm always makes your message easy to digest- pun intended.
Awesome poem, my friend!
Xo
Jess
Comment Written 10-May-2023
reply by the author on 10-May-2023
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Thank you so much, Jess. I really appreciate this wonderful review. And thank you for the 6 too! I wasn't sure if you young'uns would know who Betty Boop was. She's more from my time.
Comment from barbara.wilkey
I am sure under the excess weight of five babies on my stomach lies a six-pack waiting to return. LOL Thank you for sharing this with us. I enjoyed reading and smiled as I read.
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reply by the author on 10-May-2023
I am sure under the excess weight of five babies on my stomach lies a six-pack waiting to return. LOL Thank you for sharing this with us. I enjoyed reading and smiled as I read.
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Comment Written 10-May-2023
reply by the author on 10-May-2023
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Thanks, Barbara. I never really had a 6-pack, but if I had, I'm sure it would have given up waiting by now!
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LOL Back when I was young, before babies, I did. I was an avid swimmer and lifeguard.
Comment from Richard Montfort Cary
Jim,
You really are a gifted writer...! Funny and wise and well rhymed and well built in thick stanzas that lead one from one to the next flawlessly. Congratulations!
Richard
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reply by the author on 10-May-2023
Jim,
You really are a gifted writer...! Funny and wise and well rhymed and well built in thick stanzas that lead one from one to the next flawlessly. Congratulations!
Richard
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Comment Written 10-May-2023
reply by the author on 10-May-2023
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Thanks for this very kind review, Richard. I really appreciate it.
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:>)
Comment from Tom Horonzy
You have become my favorite writer. Not an author with grammar, punctuation and spelling all right one hundred percent. This is hilariously all-telling, and if the date hasn't been set can you see if there is room on the street being paved?
Favorite line: a lowercase "b" I look like from the side."
reply by the author on 10-May-2023
You have become my favorite writer. Not an author with grammar, punctuation and spelling all right one hundred percent. This is hilariously all-telling, and if the date hasn't been set can you see if there is room on the street being paved?
Favorite line: a lowercase "b" I look like from the side."
Comment Written 10-May-2023
reply by the author on 10-May-2023
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Shucks, Tom. I'm humbled by such high praise. I'm beginning to develop tits now so that I'm actually looking more like a capital "B" from the side!
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hahahahahahahahahha
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Heard a joke once you might enjoy about big bellies:
A big fat guy is standing at a urinal in a Men's Room next to his buddy at the next urinal. He says to him, "You know, I haven't seen my dick in 10 years."
His buddy says, "Why don't you diet?"
Fat guy says, "Why? What color is it?" (dye it)
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My particular is
Like a night crawler. Turn a light on and it disappears.