Ostrichsized Again
250 words23 total reviews
Comment from Lovinia
Hi Misteree Powet
Itsh snot fair an 'all 'at. Any faery quween nose it. Iambombedit pentacludesdameter were not Th' Darb's thingy. Itsh da DAMN da DAMN da DAMNifa yu an MAN!.
Me, Ize votes forhooever I nose is gonna bein th' best one pome or prozac. Me 'ats ofta ya, and me vote can be bort tew. Paislemints by chocolate barz. Senem quick'enfresh. Once iyam chompin' ... iell bis votin'. Thankya.
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Hi Misteree Powet
Itsh snot fair an 'all 'at. Any faery quween nose it. Iambombedit pentacludesdameter were not Th' Darb's thingy. Itsh da DAMN da DAMN da DAMNifa yu an MAN!.
Me, Ize votes forhooever I nose is gonna bein th' best one pome or prozac. Me 'ats ofta ya, and me vote can be bort tew. Paislemints by chocolate barz. Senem quick'enfresh. Once iyam chompin' ... iell bis votin'. Thankya.
Comment Written 28-Sep-2015
Comment from Dean Kuch
Go get 'em, Anonomiss Arthur Give 'em what fore! We intullectel tipes gotta stick together, you no, like your socks stick to your refrigidertator when you toss 'em at it after a hard day at work? Well, mine does anyway.
Hah, and all the clicks and clubs this sight has. Kinda' makes you wish youda took up basket weeving or somethin' consticktive like that, anything besides righting. Mom always told me riters was suckers. I bleeve her now.
Soory you been misuninterpretated here. I under stood behind every word ya' sed.
Good luck in the compitishun.
~Dean ;)
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Go get 'em, Anonomiss Arthur Give 'em what fore! We intullectel tipes gotta stick together, you no, like your socks stick to your refrigidertator when you toss 'em at it after a hard day at work? Well, mine does anyway.
Hah, and all the clicks and clubs this sight has. Kinda' makes you wish youda took up basket weeving or somethin' consticktive like that, anything besides righting. Mom always told me riters was suckers. I bleeve her now.
Soory you been misuninterpretated here. I under stood behind every word ya' sed.
Good luck in the compitishun.
~Dean ;)
Comment Written 27-Sep-2015
Comment from jpduck
its uttilly outrageimous. yoo bin treetid reel bad. i fink you shood rite the kween about it. u am defneetlee the mostist defacacious purson wot i no and im shore yo shud win.
Adrian
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its uttilly outrageimous. yoo bin treetid reel bad. i fink you shood rite the kween about it. u am defneetlee the mostist defacacious purson wot i no and im shore yo shud win.
Adrian
Comment Written 27-Sep-2015
Comment from livelylinda
Author: LOLOLOLOLOLOL A laugh-out-loud story. I think I laughed the loudest when I read the word, "Shankspeer". Unfortunately, I know there has been on or two people on this site from time to time who were almost as bad as what you have portrayed. I remember reviewing this horrible supposed poem and recommending that she learn basic English before attempting to write poetry . . . she wasn't happy with me, only God knows why!
But, about you. This is the most original story I've seen in a long time. It is laugh-out-loud funny yet has such a realistic tinge to it. I believe it six-star-worthy but I am out of them. This is a great contest contender. Hm . . . I'm thinking I know who wrote this; we'll see! Linda
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Author: LOLOLOLOLOLOL A laugh-out-loud story. I think I laughed the loudest when I read the word, "Shankspeer". Unfortunately, I know there has been on or two people on this site from time to time who were almost as bad as what you have portrayed. I remember reviewing this horrible supposed poem and recommending that she learn basic English before attempting to write poetry . . . she wasn't happy with me, only God knows why!
But, about you. This is the most original story I've seen in a long time. It is laugh-out-loud funny yet has such a realistic tinge to it. I believe it six-star-worthy but I am out of them. This is a great contest contender. Hm . . . I'm thinking I know who wrote this; we'll see! Linda
Comment Written 26-Sep-2015
Comment from trimple
OMG! OTFLMFAO!
I av piddawl runnin down my leggs...
I avnt larrffed this much for a long time. Yoove made mi nite.
Now their telling me that "apple" and "orange" dont rhyme. HELLO!!
The 'ianambic pentalameter sketch was simply brilliant and should win on that line alone.
Absolutely hilarious.
Unless I see better, which I very much doubt. You can count on my vote.
Much love
tracey
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OMG! OTFLMFAO!
I av piddawl runnin down my leggs...
I avnt larrffed this much for a long time. Yoove made mi nite.
Now their telling me that "apple" and "orange" dont rhyme. HELLO!!
The 'ianambic pentalameter sketch was simply brilliant and should win on that line alone.
Absolutely hilarious.
Unless I see better, which I very much doubt. You can count on my vote.
Much love
tracey
Comment Written 26-Sep-2015
Comment from Jeanie Mercer
This is a very clever entry for the "Loser's reaction to contest result" competition. It takes a certain special talent to spell things wrong purposely. It's like trying to sing off key when you can really sing. Good luck to you. Jeanie Mercer
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This is a very clever entry for the "Loser's reaction to contest result" competition. It takes a certain special talent to spell things wrong purposely. It's like trying to sing off key when you can really sing. Good luck to you. Jeanie Mercer
Comment Written 26-Sep-2015
Comment from lancellot
Yes, Tongue and Cheek. I see you decided to skip a real list of grievances and go with satire. It's nice, maybe a bitt too many errors, but point made.
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Yes, Tongue and Cheek. I see you decided to skip a real list of grievances and go with satire. It's nice, maybe a bitt too many errors, but point made.
Comment Written 26-Sep-2015
Comment from humpwhistle
I wish I could make sense of this, but I can't.
If I could make one suggestion it would be--stop entering contests that come with an arm's length worth of rules.
But maybe you already know that.
Peace, Lee
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I wish I could make sense of this, but I can't.
If I could make one suggestion it would be--stop entering contests that come with an arm's length worth of rules.
But maybe you already know that.
Peace, Lee
Comment Written 26-Sep-2015
Comment from nordicgirl
This was the funniest piece I have read here in a long time. Soooo clever and smart to swiych this up and play the fool who can°r write a lick but SCREAMS the loudest. Too many funny lines to highlight. Till the cows go nlow!! Hahahaaa!!!
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This was the funniest piece I have read here in a long time. Soooo clever and smart to swiych this up and play the fool who can°r write a lick but SCREAMS the loudest. Too many funny lines to highlight. Till the cows go nlow!! Hahahaaa!!!
Comment Written 26-Sep-2015
Comment from Tessa Kay
I'm glad I have a six left. This made me laugh out loud. How clever. You must've had such fun writing this. Took me a while to pronounce some of the words in this...
Love the last line.
So well done. Love it. :)
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I'm glad I have a six left. This made me laugh out loud. How clever. You must've had such fun writing this. Took me a while to pronounce some of the words in this...
Love the last line.
So well done. Love it. :)
Comment Written 26-Sep-2015