Humor Fiction posted March 18, 2020 |
Some appropriate made-up names.
Some Silly Suitable Names: 18
by LisaMay
Continuing my latest series – making up silly names with an observation about who might have such a name.
These people are reacting to the evolving pandemic situation.
Feel free to contribute your own offerings in the name of entertainment.
1. Rick O’Shea is bouncing around all over the place, frustrated by enforced confinement to his home.
2. Barb Elles is doing weight training as a power lifter to build up her strength.
3. Sal Ivayshun is a gastronome who enjoys preparing tasty dinners.
4. Miss Terri Toomey doesn’t understand why people are fighting over toilet paper.
5. Dan and Walt Swithme are brothers who enjoy dancing with their wives.
6. Doris Shutte doesn’t like breezy draughts – she fears catching a cold.
Here are some other writers’ contributions in response to previous postings:
Michele Harber:
Rick Ording works in the audio industry.
Isabel Ringing is a local eccentric who tends to "hear" things that aren't actually happening. [I think she has tinnitus.]
Mary Meepleeze is desperate to be a bride.
Gladys Issover just got vaccinations and didn't enjoy the experience.
Mrs KT:
I taught a wonderful little boy years ago by the name of 'Teddy Burr’ – he looked a bit like a small Ewok. When I saw a photograph of him recently on Facebook, he is now a much older, larger version.
Elizabeth Emerald:
Liz has discovered an Eda Beaver in the White Pages. [I hope Eda didn’t choke on the fur, or have to tolerate too many unsavoury comments.]
Pantygynt:
Shonagh Wisdom was right not to publish all the contributions.
A.R. Kraft is a grounded pilot.
Willie Koffup has the bailiffs round again. [… or is Willie a cat with fur balls to get rid of?]
Warrender Helmigh is lost in the desert. [If only his friend G.P. Esse had come on the trip with him.]
Hugh Gorritt-Wright is a successful quiz show contender.
Sean Daily keeps the barbers in business despite Covid-19.
'Everyman's Guide to Campanology' by Isobel Pullen.
Continuing my latest series – making up silly names with an observation about who might have such a name.
These people are reacting to the evolving pandemic situation.
Feel free to contribute your own offerings in the name of entertainment.
1. Rick O’Shea is bouncing around all over the place, frustrated by enforced confinement to his home.
2. Barb Elles is doing weight training as a power lifter to build up her strength.
3. Sal Ivayshun is a gastronome who enjoys preparing tasty dinners.
4. Miss Terri Toomey doesn’t understand why people are fighting over toilet paper.
5. Dan and Walt Swithme are brothers who enjoy dancing with their wives.
6. Doris Shutte doesn’t like breezy draughts – she fears catching a cold.
Here are some other writers’ contributions in response to previous postings:
Michele Harber:
Rick Ording works in the audio industry.
Isabel Ringing is a local eccentric who tends to "hear" things that aren't actually happening. [I think she has tinnitus.]
Mary Meepleeze is desperate to be a bride.
Gladys Issover just got vaccinations and didn't enjoy the experience.
Mrs KT:
I taught a wonderful little boy years ago by the name of 'Teddy Burr’ – he looked a bit like a small Ewok. When I saw a photograph of him recently on Facebook, he is now a much older, larger version.
Elizabeth Emerald:
Liz has discovered an Eda Beaver in the White Pages. [I hope Eda didn’t choke on the fur, or have to tolerate too many unsavoury comments.]
Pantygynt:
Shonagh Wisdom was right not to publish all the contributions.
A.R. Kraft is a grounded pilot.
Willie Koffup has the bailiffs round again. [… or is Willie a cat with fur balls to get rid of?]
Warrender Helmigh is lost in the desert. [If only his friend G.P. Esse had come on the trip with him.]
Hugh Gorritt-Wright is a successful quiz show contender.
Sean Daily keeps the barbers in business despite Covid-19.
'Everyman's Guide to Campanology' by Isobel Pullen.
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