The Confused Colours.

This is a very short play.

Lights go up on the scene- a waiting room of a doctor's office.

Receptionist: Next Please!

Rita: I guess you mean me?

Receptionist: Yes, go through, please.

Doctor:  Good morning Rita, what seems to be the problem?

Rita: Doctor, I don't know what's wrong, I hurt all over!

Doctor: Tell me some more so I can figure out what we need to do about the problem.

Rita: Well, Doctor, when I touch my nose it hurts...When I touch my ear it hurts....
When I touch my arm it hurts... when I touch my shoulder it hurts.

Doctor: You really are a blonde, aren't you?

Rita: How do you know, doctor?

Doctor: Your finger is broken.

Lights go down.

End