Dear diary and Fanstorians,
I am here for the last time, I hope
no dope found in my bowels.
A doctor phoned out of the blue,
asking what he did wrong:
so I told him and then got a hunch.
I asked him if he had the results,
and he had them there.
They were all benign and some pre-cancerous;
that is why it needs to be done again
in a year's time and there were so many.