| Satire Fiction posted May 23, 2014 |
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My First Mistake
by lancellot
Why didn’t someone stop me? Not everything I do is cute. Not every minute of my short life needs to be posted on Facebook or YouTube. For crying out loud, doesn’t anyone understand privacy anymore? What if someday I want to run for President or get married to a classy girl?
Dear Lord, how do I show my face in daycare? What will the kids around the sandbox say when they see it?
I know, I know, not everything that fits in my mouth, goes in my mouth. That stupid dog! I blame him for this debacle. Oh God, please don’t let me end up in therapy as an adult. With the video out there I won’t be able to get a real job, and will have to go on Dr. Phil. I hate that guy.
Hey, what’s that on the floor? The dog left more chocolate. No…wait…damn my short attention span.
Why didn't someone stop me? writing prompt entry
Why didn’t someone stop me? Not everything I do is cute. Not every minute of my short life needs to be posted on Facebook or YouTube. For crying out loud, doesn’t anyone understand privacy anymore? What if someday I want to run for President or get married to a classy girl?
Dear Lord, how do I show my face in daycare? What will the kids around the sandbox say when they see it?
I know, I know, not everything that fits in my mouth, goes in my mouth. That stupid dog! I blame him for this debacle. Oh God, please don’t let me end up in therapy as an adult. With the video out there I won’t be able to get a real job, and will have to go on Dr. Phil. I hate that guy.
Hey, what’s that on the floor? The dog left more chocolate. No…wait…damn my short attention span.
Dear Lord, how do I show my face in daycare? What will the kids around the sandbox say when they see it?
I know, I know, not everything that fits in my mouth, goes in my mouth. That stupid dog! I blame him for this debacle. Oh God, please don’t let me end up in therapy as an adult. With the video out there I won’t be able to get a real job, and will have to go on Dr. Phil. I hate that guy.
Hey, what’s that on the floor? The dog left more chocolate. No…wait…damn my short attention span.
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Writing Prompt Write a flash fiction story beginning with the words "Why didn't someone stop me?" Beyond the opening lines there are no rules. Maximum word count is 500 words. |
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