Hi, Alex, it’s me Lolo. I miss my teddy bear.
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Ha, you so crazy.
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No, I’m okay. I don’t have the flu, and I’m kind of not sick. I see you was really worried about your boo.
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Yeah, it’s been a great three weeks for me too, but that’s not why I called.
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No, silly, I got clothes on, but I’ll come over later and let you take them off while we celebrate.
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No, it’s not my birthday. It’s way better than that. Are you sitting down?
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You so nasty, I’ll sit on that later. Actually, it was riding on all that goodness that made me sick.
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No, crazy, I’m not allergic. I’m pregnant.
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Hello…baby…say something. Alex, you still there, honey?
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What do mean, impossible?
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No, I didn’t use a home test. I went to the doctor. I am 100% pregnant. You’re going to be a father.
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What’s a vi…vi-sec-to-my?
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Two years ago?
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But baby, I seen all that stuff come out, and….
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No sperm in that.
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No, boo, I swear you are the only one. Maybe it didn’t...Hello…hello, Alex?  SHIT!
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Hi, Marcus, it’s me, Lolo. I miss my big baby.
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Yeah, I can come over again, and I have a surprise for you.
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No, it’s better than that. I've got great news, lover.