| Satire Poetry posted January 26, 2014 |
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An offer of solace for victims of the Rogue
I'm Not a Rogue!
by michaelcahill
The author has placed a warning on this post for sexual content.
Come near sweet dears let me be clear
Fear no boast of the chickies I roast No Casanova am I with lust in my eye No bulge in my pants or dangerous lance Your head on my shoulder, his heart couldn't be colder That cock crowed fowl lies while he pecked at your thighs His tongue tied in knots while he fumbled for spots Some smiles he did send but he'd kissed the wrong end Now he's making up stories of fantastical glories He's bragging on paper pretending a caper tales of endless screwing but no one he's doing The only girl to be seen? plastic, slathered with Vaseline Alone now the Rogue shall muddle, eyeing his fast drying puddle I have no slick lines to befuddle; all I want is to cuddle But you dear gals needn't worry; I shall be there in a hurry I'm here now to hold, my motives pure gold Trust this sweet boy, I would never be coy I say, with my cute Irish brogue (-wink-), "I'm not a rogue!" |
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Am I too late to the fray? I feared that some feathers might be ruffled and that a warm and caring shoulder might be sought to lean on for comfort. Of course, an innocent such as I would have no motive other than to bestow a sweet kiss to wipe away the memory of such a salacious rougacious person. Mikey is here to help. I have Cold Duck on ice. Yep, champagne!
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