Thelma and Louise
are today on their travels,
watch out wide world
as their plot unravels.

Laughter and fun
it is all the way,
getting up to mischief
is the order of the day.

Where will they end up?
God only knows.
Sat Nav is switched on
the journey just flows...?

Unorthodox game plan
I'm guessing's in place,
wish I was with them
on this wacky race.

Watch out in Cornwall
or could it be Devon?
They haven't a bloody clue
to which county their headin'.

I can see some tomfoolery
and high jinx transpire,
they'll baffle the locals
with their wit and satire.

Let's hope the local cops
don't offer them a bed.
What happen's on road trips?
No more to be said.

So batten down the hatches
each town on the way,
because Indie and Mrs. Dark
are coming out to play.