Phone-y Sex

They'd been apart way too long
She was horny as could be
He said, "I've a raging woody
And you've got to set me free."

She spoke in words -- sexy, hot!
Said, "I've a roaring hunger
I'm lying in the bed right now
And ready for your plunger"

(Holy hell! This gal's on fire!)
She said, "I've turned around.
My ass is in the air for you
You're in for glory-bound!"

"Woman! You sure have the words.
Who taught you all of this?"
Suddenly, she felt a chill
And said, "Who the HELL is this?"

She thought this was her loving man
But, a prankster, this bag o' dirt!
"You're gross and most disgusting
You fucking sick pervert!"