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omeone shared the low-down scoop

ere in my taxidermy group

t's the rage today, whoop whoop!

here's a cure for runny poop!

errieres dressed with such gear

undulate with Christmas cheer

oblemen cabooses veer

rinding one won't make you queer

atrons of the upper class

verlook that it is crass

h, it complements my ass!

aupers peer through gilded glass

hey're in short supply, you see

nder guard with lock and key

ich folks show them off with glee

iddy sold his pair to Ye

aptivated shoppers leap

ansacked boutique owners weep

ll who own them rarely sleep

awn shops never sell them cheap

quirrel butt plugs sure excite

apping off a wild night

ll who try them: erudite

ry to fit em good and tight

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