Twas the night before election and all through the state,
they'll vote for Kamala, they just can't wait.
Their hopes are all hung on a dubious pair,
Harris and Walz, something I just can't bear.
The Dems and their children were all snug in their beds,
while visions of victory, danced in their heads.
With me in my hairnet and my husband's loud snore,
we'd soon vote for Trump, the Prez we adore.
When out on the lawn, we heard such a noise,
leapt out of my bed, saw man-child boys,
destroying our Trump sign, I just shook my head,
closed all of my shutters and went back to bed.
The moon on the lawn, for there was no snow,
lit up our front yard, and hey, don't you know?
Our sign was in shambles, a hateful device.
So much I guess, for Minnesota Nice.
My thoughts turned to Trump, he'll save our country quick,
quite rapid he'll be elected or I'll feel so sick.
From day one he'll do right, you know that it's true,
a quite better future is waiting for you.
Harris and Walz, are disasters, please note..
us nazis, us fascists, us garbage, will vote.
To the white house, we'll send him, Trump will prevail,
to bring back this country, we know he won't fail.
Dull Autumn leaves fly, no colors this year,
Swirl like the wind just like my fear...
That cheating will happen, it has in the past,
the Dems stop at nothing, this farce cannot last.
Next day at the poll place, for Trump, my vote made,
a country worth saving, so we must not cave.
My ballot, into the machine, disappeared,
my hope is intact for MAGA's persevered.
On TV, a rally, Trump with his red tie,
they tried killing him twice, but Trump just won't die.
Hearing him speak, my heart swells in size,
speaking the truth while Kamala just lies.
Trump's eyes, how they twinkle, his speech is quite merry,
despite being shot, his blood red, like a cherry.
His mouth just drops truth bombs, wherever he goes.
His crowds are enormous, as everyone knows.
His supporters are the MAGAs, I proudly am one
who care for this country, it can't be undone.
He'd better be careful or they'll take him out,
a bulletproof vest, he should wear, there's no doubt.
I believe in his policies, there is no debate.
Once elected this year, again USA will be great.
He'll speak about fixing all the problems we own.
A man for all people, no need to feel alone.
Once he's done his job, benefits we will reap,
at night we'll know peace reigns, so we're able to sleep.
VP Vance and Trump both have good ideas,
I hope Republicans, will all reign for years.
So get out and vote, to thine self be true,
please vote your conscience, it's the right thing to do.
When Trump takes the white house to our happy delight,
He'll say God bless this country and to all a good night.
