Self Improvement Flash Fiction posted October 26, 2024


Professional Amateurs

Unsipidly Undelectable

by Tom Horonzy


 

When given thought, a home-bodied chef will find their entrees enticingly alluring, as much as a wanna-be author believes their renderings to be overwhelmingly appealing; yet it's been documented that skunk tastes different than possumand neither have the flavor of chicken.

Ergo, an author's composition drab and dreary leaves bookworms repulsively revolting as if the offering of either aspirant, heretofore mentioned, lay d.o.a. bloated by their egos.

 




Yes, the title spelling is questionable yet can you expect more from the artists pictured, which by the way are credited to Amina Filkins (chef) and Katerina Holmes (author) and found on Pexels.com

d.o.a. - dead on arrival

I released this piece a' la carte because it has sat for two weeks hoping for a home, but nothing wandered by.
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