Definitely maybe

by Terry Reilly

1) Supersede: the genetic foundation of a new master race.

The mad scientist implanted a supersede in the womb of the

female android.

2) Endive: a suicide plunge.

Overwhelmed by despair he stood on the cliff edge and

contemplated his endive.

3) Scintillate: break all the Commandments before 20.00 hours.

Sexy Sue would scintillate then, worn out, she would return

home and have an early night.

4) Maniple: teat on a moob.

On either side of his hairy fat chest

a maniple poked through his yellow string vest.

5) Tribalism: having three testicles.

Dick's tribalism made it hard for him to find a pair of Speedos

that fitted comfortably.

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Writing Prompt
***Invent 5 DAFFYNITIONS. List them and their new definitions, and use them in a sentence.***

Daffynitions came from a game played on the BBC Radio 4 comedy quiz show I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue. Redefine an existing word.

Here are some examples from the program:
*antelope, to run off with your mother?s sister
*brouhaha, a jolly tea party
*coffee, someone who is coughed on
*diphthong, to wash an undergarment
*fecund, the one before fird
*gladiator, an unrepentant cannibal
*kindred, fear of one's own family
*relief, what trees do in spring
*scandal, footwear you should be ashamed of

(Adapted from Thoughtco.com)

Well done, Contest Setter. A fun competition.
Moob = manboob.

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Definitely maybe

by Terry Reilly

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