| Humor Poetry posted May 21, 2024 |
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A Ruse to Muse
Why Women Came To Be
by Tom Horonzy
The author has placed a warning on this post for sexual content.
A woman is God's masterpiece
better than any man can be (period!). Why is that, you ask?.. God took man to task for being down-right ornery a.k.a - like Sean Connery when playing Bond without a blond. Besides, if you look close after He delivered Eve - unclothed which one would you choose? Of course, it'd be the hypotenuse or the opposite of the right angle where Adam's thingamajig dangled? Picture this in your mind and dollar to donuts you'll find the answer to your query. (why) Eve made man more cheery after dousing him in English Leather' causing them to 'Come Together" turning Adam's frowns around whenever she wore - "nothing at all."
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A poem about a Woman contest entry
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All done in fun. Don't let your knickers get all twisted.
The photo came from Pexels.com, not my own. Mama would not cooperate.
The "nothing at all" was a tagline of an English Leather, men's cologne ad.
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and 2 member cents. The photo came from Pexels.com, not my own. Mama would not cooperate.
The "nothing at all" was a tagline of an English Leather, men's cologne ad.
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