| Humor Fiction posted April 26, 2024 |
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A Dialogue Only Entry
A Talk with Dad
by Tom Horonzy
Hey, Dad. I met a girl.
A girl with curls unfurled?
No. Her hair hung down to ... you know where.
Much akin to Joan of Arc?
No. Ms. Arc wore a bob, so she could see the enemy.
This gal's hair was like Lady Godiva's.
My bad, dude. I got confused. Momentarily.
How come?
Because, if I remember correctly, they both rode horses.
Was she on horseback?
Sort of.
Huh?
She was in a Mustang. Its top was down.
Was that all?
I don't understand.
Well, Godiva rode around her town au naturel.
I could only wish, but no, she wore a blouse.
Anything else?
Of course!
Her bum was covered by Daisy Duke shorts with legs
extending from here to there. She also wore high heels.
How could you see what shoes she wore?
She gave me a lift.
She would have given me one, too.
No, she couldn't. The back seat was occupied with her parents.
I would have squeezed in!
Oh, Dad. You are a hoot about hooters, aren't ya?
Dialogue Only Writing Contest contest entry
Hey, Dad. I met a girl.
A girl with curls unfurled?
No. Her hair hung down to ... you know where.
Much akin to Joan of Arc?
No. Ms. Arc wore a bob, so she could see the enemy.
This gal's hair was like Lady Godiva's.
My bad, dude. I got confused. Momentarily.
How come?
Because, if I remember correctly, they both rode horses.
Was she on horseback?
Sort of.
No. Her hair hung down to ... you know where.
Much akin to Joan of Arc?
No. Ms. Arc wore a bob, so she could see the enemy.
This gal's hair was like Lady Godiva's.
My bad, dude. I got confused. Momentarily.
How come?
Because, if I remember correctly, they both rode horses.
Was she on horseback?
Sort of.
Huh?
She was in a Mustang. Its top was down.
Was that all?
I don't understand.
Well, Godiva rode around her town au naturel.
I could only wish, but no, she wore a blouse.
Anything else?
Of course!
Her bum was covered by Daisy Duke shorts with legs
extending from here to there. She also wore high heels.
How could you see what shoes she wore?
She gave me a lift.
She would have given me one, too.
No, she couldn't. The back seat was occupied with her parents.
She was in a Mustang. Its top was down.
Was that all?
I don't understand.
Well, Godiva rode around her town au naturel.
I could only wish, but no, she wore a blouse.
Anything else?
Of course!
Her bum was covered by Daisy Duke shorts with legs
extending from here to there. She also wore high heels.
How could you see what shoes she wore?
She gave me a lift.
She would have given me one, too.
No, she couldn't. The back seat was occupied with her parents.
I would have squeezed in!
Oh, Dad. You are a hoot about hooters, aren't ya?
Oh, Dad. You are a hoot about hooters, aren't ya?
I thought I had released this a short while back, but in checking the submissions for a Dialogue Only contest it had not been. Does it sound familiar to you? Of course, many of mine would since S E X is consistently on my mind.
Anyway, enjoy it. The right half of the photo came from Pexels.com The more deviant character... would be me!
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and 2 member cents. Anyway, enjoy it. The right half of the photo came from Pexels.com The more deviant character... would be me!
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