“Oh no!" Mary exclaimed. “Really, Susan, I thought we got rid of Karen the first time.”

“What the heck?" Susan said, "I was sure that by setting the trap, she would be gone.”

“Now I see she is signing books at a local bookstore.”

“I need her to be gone... I am tired of seeing her fake smile and fake eyelashes,” Mary said.

“Yes, fake; that is what she is... But why are we the only two who see this?”

“Well, because... well, I don’t know.”

"Plus, she steals all the votes when there are contests. I'm not sure how she does it, but she does."

“Okay, so now what?” Susan said

“Maybe we can expose her faults, and that way she will just disappear.” Mary offered.

"What are you nuts? No, we need to find a perfect way to never see or hear from her again.”

“Well, I heard she was going on a book tour on an ocean cruise soon. Maybe we can throw her overboard?”

“Okay, not a bad idea, Mary, but we would need to drug her first, but how?”

“Well, I know she is crazy about those sweet Shirley Temple drinks, and we could put poison in one, and...

“Oh no!”

”Now what?” Susan said.

“This means we would have to go on the cruise too.”

“No kidding Sherlock, dah”

“It is a big cruise, so perhaps she will never see us?’

“Well, now thinking about it, she doesn’t know what we look like, right? We write on the Fan Story site, and we never showed a photo of ourselves.”

“The only reason we know what she looks like is because she has published so many books."

"Another reason we need to kill her!!!”

“Right..”

“Okay, great plan... Let’s do it. And this time for good!!!”