Unless you come from the land down under
You might not understand the following
There was an ad on TV years ago
That will explain this poem for you I know

It was about an non alcoholic beverage
That tasted exactly like beer
But it wasn't a beer at all
It's authentication didn't come near

The beer was called a Clayton
Which, (for awhile), became our nations catch phrase
Anything that makes a claim but isn't
Sends off warning signals
Letting you know in an instant

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