Stay Here! Don't Leave Me!

"A monster is a monster when at night time he hides under my bed...
and wait for Mom and the light to go out. I tell her.

She says there ain't no such thing as him.

Then she gives me a mushy smooch with her smacker,
click off the light, tiptoe out the room, and close the door.

Then I dream that the monster got me...and wet my bed...
And Mom gets all bent out of shape in the morning."