Hahaha

by tempeste

0h, you are
like Frankenstein,
a sum of odd parts.

You are far too short,
barely one metre sixty,
in a family of storks.

You have the butt
of a hippo despite having
been a great athlete,
quick on your feet
hard to defeat.

You have two coconuts
which have been
a life time curse;
two mounts that bounce.

the embarrassment is much, thus
causing you often to cuss.

You are gloomy, a bit loony,

usually, you are quiet as a tomb

but better to stay clear

when it's full-moon

cause often you lose it

and go kaboom.

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