General Poetry posted April 2, 2023


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Poor Ned

by Douglas Goff

Witty Epitaph Contest Winner 

Here Lies Ned

Wife Caught Him In Her Sister’s Bed 

She Conked Him On His Cheating Head 

Now He's Dead



Writing Prompt
Write a short, humorous epitaph for the tombstone of an imaginary person.

Witty Epitaph
Contest Winner
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