Well here goes my first post on here.....

"You better stop and look,
Lift up your head from reading your fucking hobbit book,
I did the job some help from God it took,
We started to bond he led me over yond by the pond and brook,
A spear flew by my head by the spirit I was led
And everyone that looked on it shook,
I'd hate to get robbed got to be honest crook,
You should get another job I've had a weapon all along but you didn't give it at all a look"