Women play dumb when we're asked if we fake
Of course I do, honey - for your ego's sake!
When Peter wants Pussy five times every week
I must do my duty, and use that technique.

Now, granted, there's times when I'm full of desire
No feigned orgasms here - I'm hotter than fire.
So lie on your back, cause I've got the wheel
Get ready, set, go! Yeah... I'm sure gonna squeal!