Tree Lives Matter---Apparently.
Just call me Ms.de.MEAN.or19 total reviews
Comment from jlsavell
Mary, Mary, quite contrary, did I ever tell you I love you!!! You always make me laugh and turn any seemingly dire and desperate situation into a comical adventure. Your voice and descriptive and language, your declaratives are outrageously entertaining. You, lady, need to write for a newspaper. You are better than Erma ...erma whats her name??!!!!! jimi
reply by the author on 29-Aug-2016
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Mary, Mary, quite contrary, did I ever tell you I love you!!! You always make me laugh and turn any seemingly dire and desperate situation into a comical adventure. Your voice and descriptive and language, your declaratives are outrageously entertaining. You, lady, need to write for a newspaper. You are better than Erma ...erma whats her name??!!!!! jimi
Comment Written 28-Aug-2016
reply by the author on 29-Aug-2016
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Good morning, Jimi, and thank you so much for this delicious review. You made my day and is not even 10 am yet 😄 Thank you also for liking my facebook page :) I appreciate your continued follow, kind words, and that FABULOUS SIX!!
Comment from Kelly2
Well, it looks like I'm going to have to reserve all my six stars for your writing alone.
I think I hate you now. Yeah, I know "Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so funny, that I love you" blah blah blah. I must have been emotional from hormones that day.
Every smile, every laugh and giggle I emitted, made me feel slightly sick to my stomach. Maxima bitcha culpa, po-po, the bloody glove at OJ's house....I think I actually snorted at one point, I was laughing so hard.
So yes, I do hate you. You are a one-woman self-esteem decimator, bent on globally controlling the humor market. I am afraid you might be successful.
Kelly
reply by the author on 28-Aug-2016
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Well, it looks like I'm going to have to reserve all my six stars for your writing alone.
I think I hate you now. Yeah, I know "Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so funny, that I love you" blah blah blah. I must have been emotional from hormones that day.
Every smile, every laugh and giggle I emitted, made me feel slightly sick to my stomach. Maxima bitcha culpa, po-po, the bloody glove at OJ's house....I think I actually snorted at one point, I was laughing so hard.
So yes, I do hate you. You are a one-woman self-esteem decimator, bent on globally controlling the humor market. I am afraid you might be successful.
Kelly
Comment Written 27-Aug-2016
reply by the author on 28-Aug-2016
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LMAO!!! Kelly, you crack me up. Imagine me in Vegas , with my husband as we are trying to keep up with our 30 year old kids. My feet hurt, ive lost $20 in a slot machine and am ready to call it. My husband is fighting a cold so ive had two nights of wheezing next to my right ear with no escape route to a quiet couch, but then i get my phone cranked up from a dead battery and get to read your review on this. It made everything better instantly! Then I read your other message which had me screaming about your husband and all was right with the world again, and with Vegas. I may even drop another twenty in the tank just because of you!! The SIX was marvelous! I wanted to read the other message to my husband, but I have no idea what hapoened to it... i hope you didn't delete it because that in itself you coukd post as a letter or diary here and get great reviews!! It was hysterical!!
I am blessed to have you reading me! Thank you!
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And now you in turn have made my day! I think a little tear was trying to make its way down my cheek. I love to make somebody laugh and change their day for the better. Isn't that what life is all about?
I think I wrote that other e-mail in Word and copied and pasted because I have lost things before and had to write it all over again. If so, I'll sent it to you again in e-mail.
Have fun in Vegas! And if you win on that additional $20, I get a cut for sisterly support for sure. I think that's a rule.
K
Comment from F. Wehr3
Lol, funny story here. I think your actions were completely justifiable, but it was probably the note, lol, that sent Officer weed whacker over the edge. Great story!
Take care,
Russell
reply by the author on 27-Aug-2016
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Lol, funny story here. I think your actions were completely justifiable, but it was probably the note, lol, that sent Officer weed whacker over the edge. Great story!
Take care,
Russell
Comment Written 27-Aug-2016
reply by the author on 27-Aug-2016
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Thank you for the great review! I appreciate your vote consideration, too! I like your officer weed whacker reference...wish I had thought of it!! Have a great weekend, Russell!
Comment from Heather Knight
I have really enjoyed reading this story. I thought the mention of your 'Irish' was very funny. Also funny was your comment about the elusive six stars.
Kudos!
reply by the author on 27-Aug-2016
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I have really enjoyed reading this story. I thought the mention of your 'Irish' was very funny. Also funny was your comment about the elusive six stars.
Kudos!
Comment Written 27-Aug-2016
reply by the author on 27-Aug-2016
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Thank you MJ for your RR&R! My 3/4 Eire acts up every now and then!
Comment from Douglas Paul
LOL - well it just might be worth whatever trouble you get into. And hopefully the tree will die LOL. Remind me never to ignore your requests
reply by the author on 27-Aug-2016
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LOL - well it just might be worth whatever trouble you get into. And hopefully the tree will die LOL. Remind me never to ignore your requests
Comment Written 27-Aug-2016
reply by the author on 27-Aug-2016
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Haha, thank you, Doug! It's not often Ivget fired up, but when I do...look out! Thank you for type RR&R! Have a great weekend!
Comment from Dawn Munro
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH - that's for just your author's note about the choices of genres! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Seriously, though, sounds like horror to me. But then you can see the mood the story affected...so humor it is. Mary, Mary, why do I get the feeling this is not the end of this sad saga...(HAHAHAHAHAHHAA - I HAVE to hear what happens in court!)
reply by the author on 28-Aug-2016
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH - that's for just your author's note about the choices of genres! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Seriously, though, sounds like horror to me. But then you can see the mood the story affected...so humor it is. Mary, Mary, why do I get the feeling this is not the end of this sad saga...(HAHAHAHAHAHHAA - I HAVE to hear what happens in court!)
Comment Written 26-Aug-2016
reply by the author on 28-Aug-2016
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Hahaha, thanks for another great RR&R, and especially for the way you write your reviews. They always leave me with a smile, Dawn! You crack me up!! XO
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Glad I'm good for SOMETHING. (LOL)
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Wait - what am I saying? I'm good for lots of little digs, too (not from you, darling - never you). I am about ready to take a trip to visit some of these fooooookers, threats of guns aside.
Comment from Marvin Calloway
I'm sorry I enjoyed your story so much. That's small consolation for you, the offended and abused party.
Your only CRIME--exacting justice.
There's no MYSTERY why you acted that way.
You must have gotten some THRILLS while you and the MASSACREr were in action.
HUMOR aplenty.
A BIO, of course.
Nice work.
Marv
reply by the author on 26-Aug-2016
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I'm sorry I enjoyed your story so much. That's small consolation for you, the offended and abused party.
Your only CRIME--exacting justice.
There's no MYSTERY why you acted that way.
You must have gotten some THRILLS while you and the MASSACREr were in action.
HUMOR aplenty.
A BIO, of course.
Nice work.
Marv
Comment Written 26-Aug-2016
reply by the author on 26-Aug-2016
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Good morning, Marvin! Thank you for another great review, this one delivered in clevor format! Yes on all of the above! Have a grand weekend! :)
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Comment from bichonfrisegirl
Haaaa!!! I'm no lawyer, but as far as I'm concerned, you did nothing wrong! Anything hanging over your property line was ripe for the pickin' (so to speak!) It would be a different matter if you went into their backyard and hacked away on what was inside of their property line.
How very frustrating for you and your hubby. There ought to be a GOOD NEIGHBOUR handbook written that all neighbours must adhere to, with one of the rules being that you can't plant anything that will infringe on your neighbours property (such as "out of control branches").
You told this in fine style, Mary. So very well written and very funny ... for us that is... not for you. Not yet anyway. Although I'm sure you'll laugh at it all a few years down the road. I loved "Edwina Scissorhands", "Don-a-shello" and "snap, crackle and pop" .... LOL ... clever girl!
"It was met with a unemotional" ... a unemotional ... an unemotional. Otherwise ... absolutely perfect! Loved it!!!
Connie
reply by the author on 26-Aug-2016
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Haaaa!!! I'm no lawyer, but as far as I'm concerned, you did nothing wrong! Anything hanging over your property line was ripe for the pickin' (so to speak!) It would be a different matter if you went into their backyard and hacked away on what was inside of their property line.
How very frustrating for you and your hubby. There ought to be a GOOD NEIGHBOUR handbook written that all neighbours must adhere to, with one of the rules being that you can't plant anything that will infringe on your neighbours property (such as "out of control branches").
You told this in fine style, Mary. So very well written and very funny ... for us that is... not for you. Not yet anyway. Although I'm sure you'll laugh at it all a few years down the road. I loved "Edwina Scissorhands", "Don-a-shello" and "snap, crackle and pop" .... LOL ... clever girl!
"It was met with a unemotional" ... a unemotional ... an unemotional. Otherwise ... absolutely perfect! Loved it!!!
Connie
Comment Written 26-Aug-2016
reply by the author on 26-Aug-2016
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Thank you, Connie. My only wrong was in the "return to sender" delivery!! Thank you for a wonderful review, and for that FABULOUS SIX!
The reviews on this would indicate a lot of people agree with me and my husband on this in our virtual court. Day Five and I've yet to be arrested or charged...the plot thickens! Thank you! Have an awesome weekend!! XO
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I'm not surprised that many agree with you and your husband on this in your "virtual court". :) If this case were presented to Judge Judy she'd verbally lambaste your neighbours for being inconsiderate and irresponsible neighbours.
Re day five and not arrested or charged ... As the days pass, Mary, and cooler heads prevail, your neighbours will hopefully see that the entire incident could have been avoided had they been responsible home owners and good neighbours.
Have a wonderful weekend, Mary!!
Hugs,
Connie
Comment from Judy Couch
Maybe you should have sued him for the cost of your labor and trash pick-up. Who knows, you might have won in a small claims court with the right judge.
reply by the author on 25-Aug-2016
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Maybe you should have sued him for the cost of your labor and trash pick-up. Who knows, you might have won in a small claims court with the right judge.
Comment Written 25-Aug-2016
reply by the author on 25-Aug-2016
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I suggested that and the cop shut me down with I would lose in court. He also said this neighbor can pay someone to haul the stuff away and send us the bill and if we refused to pay, he could take us to small claims court!!!
Thank you Judy for your RR&R. I do appreciate your kind words and suggestions. Sometimes life just isn't fair :/ have a great evening!
Comment from Spitfire
Easy to envision this situation. I'm surprised that you put up with the bushes and hedges so long. What inconsiderate neighbors! I would take them to small claims court for littering your pool and yard.
Thank goodness, your wonderful sense of humor save this piece from becoming a hate-filled rant.
You da greatest, Mary.
Hugs.
reply by the author on 25-Aug-2016
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Easy to envision this situation. I'm surprised that you put up with the bushes and hedges so long. What inconsiderate neighbors! I would take them to small claims court for littering your pool and yard.
Thank goodness, your wonderful sense of humor save this piece from becoming a hate-filled rant.
You da greatest, Mary.
Hugs.
Comment Written 25-Aug-2016
reply by the author on 25-Aug-2016
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You're the best, Shari. What an amazing review and then that SIX! You made it all okay with your kind words! Hugs right back at you, and have a great evening!