Low Calorie Diet
Zombie 5-7-5-Contest Entry14 total reviews
Comment from amada
Ha, ha. This is a very good, veiled work in the misconception that blondes are a little low in the smart protein. It was a delight to remember this belief, still in vogue.
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Ha, ha. This is a very good, veiled work in the misconception that blondes are a little low in the smart protein. It was a delight to remember this belief, still in vogue.
Comment Written 14-May-2014
Comment from Riss Ryker518
Excellant! This was a wonderfully cool rendition of a poem about zombies. Very original, and VERY funny! Good luck in the contest!
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Excellant! This was a wonderfully cool rendition of a poem about zombies. Very original, and VERY funny! Good luck in the contest!
Comment Written 13-May-2014
Comment from Leineco
LMAO. . .
Doesn't that just stink! Just when you think you'll get a fine meal. . .
the empty calorie curse pops its head up!
Funny write (and I'm a blond!!!)
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LMAO. . .
Doesn't that just stink! Just when you think you'll get a fine meal. . .
the empty calorie curse pops its head up!
Funny write (and I'm a blond!!!)
Comment Written 13-May-2014
Comment from nelliesellie
You have to be careful. Even if you are a zombie you food can be disguised. Blonds have learned to hide their IQ by changing their hair color. That is bad enough for humans. It is really bad for zombies. Great work.
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You have to be careful. Even if you are a zombie you food can be disguised. Blonds have learned to hide their IQ by changing their hair color. That is bad enough for humans. It is really bad for zombies. Great work.
Comment Written 12-May-2014
Comment from rouskin
NOOO! Blonde roots! I'm DOOOOOMED! ....What a surprise :):):)
I wish you the best of luck in the contest Well done Blessings, Rouskin
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NOOO! Blonde roots! I'm DOOOOOMED! ....What a surprise :):):)
I wish you the best of luck in the contest Well done Blessings, Rouskin
Comment Written 12-May-2014
Comment from Bill Schott
This is a five - seven - five on zombies has the senryu quality of humor. It seems to qualify as a blonde joke as well.........
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This is a five - seven - five on zombies has the senryu quality of humor. It seems to qualify as a blonde joke as well.........
Comment Written 12-May-2014
Comment from Joy Graham
Oh my you gave me an after-laugh :). At first I resisted the blonde humor, then I gave in and laughed. It's like getting a virus. It could confuse the poor zombies lol!
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Oh my you gave me an after-laugh :). At first I resisted the blonde humor, then I gave in and laughed. It's like getting a virus. It could confuse the poor zombies lol!
Comment Written 12-May-2014
Comment from adewpearl
Your poem is in excellent 5/7/5 syllable count
fun humor in your commentary on the old stereotype that blondes don't have brains, as you take that saying literally LOL :-) Brooke
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Your poem is in excellent 5/7/5 syllable count
fun humor in your commentary on the old stereotype that blondes don't have brains, as you take that saying literally LOL :-) Brooke
Comment Written 12-May-2014
Comment from Dean Kuch
...need I say more? Pretty good stuff, Michael....
...* No zombies were harmed in any way during this creation of this review.
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...need I say more? Pretty good stuff, Michael....
...* No zombies were harmed in any way during this creation of this review.
Comment Written 12-May-2014
Comment from ProjectBluebook
Charming, with a bit of humor and wit. I think ... I get it. Brunette's are usually the smart ones. So, the stupid blondes are the dumb ones. Therefore, the blonde seeks zombie brains, she lacks them. This was very clever. Took lots of imagination to think this up, obviously. At first glance I didn't get it but then I figured out the clues, who was who , plus the words helped. This should be a great contender. Don't know how you reversed the roles, woman wanting zombie brains instead of zombie wanting to kill girl. I'm impressed! This poem was hard to find?
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Charming, with a bit of humor and wit. I think ... I get it. Brunette's are usually the smart ones. So, the stupid blondes are the dumb ones. Therefore, the blonde seeks zombie brains, she lacks them. This was very clever. Took lots of imagination to think this up, obviously. At first glance I didn't get it but then I figured out the clues, who was who , plus the words helped. This should be a great contender. Don't know how you reversed the roles, woman wanting zombie brains instead of zombie wanting to kill girl. I'm impressed! This poem was hard to find?
Comment Written 12-May-2014