Disgusting American Male
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Comment from DaniLamb
"like my girls cock-eyed with sweaty arm pits
droopin' boobs draggin' the floor
as long as she's goofy or skinny (or fat!)
the last dance is my chance to score!"
My favorite line of all.
This cracked me up, finally a man who tells the truth. ;) Nice use of words to create visuals that are universal. You have a nice way of putting it all together.
reply by the author on 19-Feb-2010
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"like my girls cock-eyed with sweaty arm pits
droopin' boobs draggin' the floor
as long as she's goofy or skinny (or fat!)
the last dance is my chance to score!"
My favorite line of all.
This cracked me up, finally a man who tells the truth. ;) Nice use of words to create visuals that are universal. You have a nice way of putting it all together.
Comment Written 19-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 19-Feb-2010
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Hey, thanks Dani!
I always wanted to let the truth be known, and at two in the morning this is as true as it gets!
Thanks again,
curt
Comment from CT Brandon
i dont wanna say i've ever been able to identify with this character....but....sometimes at 3am after alot of drinks, our priorities get reorganized. i enjoyed it and found it very funny. nice job.
reply by the author on 19-Feb-2010
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i dont wanna say i've ever been able to identify with this character....but....sometimes at 3am after alot of drinks, our priorities get reorganized. i enjoyed it and found it very funny. nice job.
Comment Written 19-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 19-Feb-2010
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Thanks CT,
I know how you feel, and I won't tell!
Curt
Comment from ulster3
Well Curt ... this is well written, and the refrain is good, but I feel I must take some time to see how I feel about those stanzas. LOL.
Ulster
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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Well Curt ... this is well written, and the refrain is good, but I feel I must take some time to see how I feel about those stanzas. LOL.
Ulster
Comment Written 18-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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Thank you Ulster, I think!
I suppose you shouldn't read the sequel then, Digusting American Girl, it's just as bad. Just thought I'd let you know.
Thanks for the genorous sprinkling of stars,
Curt
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LOL. Well it was good and deserved the stars Curt. I just hate it when people get punitive about a good piece just because they disagree with the oulook. :))
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Amen,
I don't care what you write about, just do it well.
Comment from Abba Lin
Hey curt, what a funny poem.. I guess with those words said you could pretty easily say this american male is just another american dog, who will screw anything alive or even maybe dead.. Where are all the good, moral, trusting, loving, guys at.. This kinda guy makes me want to puke..gross and dirty.. anyway.. great job in your writing.. Love Lin
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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Hey curt, what a funny poem.. I guess with those words said you could pretty easily say this american male is just another american dog, who will screw anything alive or even maybe dead.. Where are all the good, moral, trusting, loving, guys at.. This kinda guy makes me want to puke..gross and dirty.. anyway.. great job in your writing.. Love Lin
Comment Written 18-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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Thank you, and ouch!
Sorry I hit a nerve it seems Abba Lin. Not all guys are this way, but enough are to make this write patially true. There are still men out there who will hold a door open for a lady, work hard all day with a smile and sing in a choir. Like me!
Thanks for your thoughts my friend,
Curt
Comment from Summer Falls
I am still laughing while I write this review. Omg, I read this so many times, and had tears streaming by the time I finished putting myself through laughing hell. This is fantastic, in a sick kind of way. I love it.
Put this on You-tube, I bet it would take of into cyberspace and reach everyone. Better yet, sell it to Toby Keith. I could see him singing this. You would make a fortune.
The rhythm was tangible.I could hear the song in my head! I usually pick a favorite line or two, but Curt, I loved every one.
Good gosh, I am still laughing.
Summer
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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I am still laughing while I write this review. Omg, I read this so many times, and had tears streaming by the time I finished putting myself through laughing hell. This is fantastic, in a sick kind of way. I love it.
Put this on You-tube, I bet it would take of into cyberspace and reach everyone. Better yet, sell it to Toby Keith. I could see him singing this. You would make a fortune.
The rhythm was tangible.I could hear the song in my head! I usually pick a favorite line or two, but Curt, I loved every one.
Good gosh, I am still laughing.
Summer
Comment Written 18-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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Thank you Summer!
I am truly honored! Your thoughts mean a lot, and I am deeply grateful for your gift of six and even more for your comments.
Sincerely,
Curt
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You are welcome, Curt. I do not give sixers lightly. You deserved every star ... and every laugh from me. :)
Comment from Nicnac
LOL
I don't want that disgusting American male sitting anywhere near me! He wouldn't like me anyway... I shave and shower and rarely wear skirts. LOL
This is hilarious, Curt. I think I even heard the tune. lol This will be running through my head all day - hopefully I don't sing it out loud. haha
I love the humor. Great imagery! Well -- kinda disgusting imagery, but it's vivid.
This is charming in its own sickening way. I LOVE the photo you used with this. I can picture that guy singing this song.
Thanks for the laughs. :)
Nic
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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LOL
I don't want that disgusting American male sitting anywhere near me! He wouldn't like me anyway... I shave and shower and rarely wear skirts. LOL
This is hilarious, Curt. I think I even heard the tune. lol This will be running through my head all day - hopefully I don't sing it out loud. haha
I love the humor. Great imagery! Well -- kinda disgusting imagery, but it's vivid.
This is charming in its own sickening way. I LOVE the photo you used with this. I can picture that guy singing this song.
Thanks for the laughs. :)
Nic
Comment Written 18-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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Thanks Nic,
I'm really glad you got some mileage oout of this piece!
Curt
Comment from rhymelord
Dear Curt,
You just made my night. I have been slogging through some very undistinguished and/or dull postings, then finally got to you. Great structure, rhyme and humour. Best line "but them ug-ly girls need lov-in too! " You are so right. We fellows have a moral responsibility to look after the not-so-favoured ones. Besides, they are so grateful.
Do you have a tune to go with it?
Regards
Reg
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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Dear Curt,
You just made my night. I have been slogging through some very undistinguished and/or dull postings, then finally got to you. Great structure, rhyme and humour. Best line "but them ug-ly girls need lov-in too! " You are so right. We fellows have a moral responsibility to look after the not-so-favoured ones. Besides, they are so grateful.
Do you have a tune to go with it?
Regards
Reg
Comment Written 18-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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Thanks Reg! I do have a tune actually and hope to get it recorded soon!
Thanks again my friend!
Curt
Comment from warbler
It was fun and I enjoyed reading this song. The images
were all very funny and the refrain was great. I liked the, "but them ugly girls need lovin too". It read like music (as intended). Well done!
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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It was fun and I enjoyed reading this song. The images
were all very funny and the refrain was great. I liked the, "but them ugly girls need lovin too". It read like music (as intended). Well done!
Comment Written 18-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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Thank you warbler! I'm glad you got a laugh from my warped humor!
Curt
Comment from Balladeer
Hi, Nice... Being a singer song writer myself I appreciate the story told within the lyric I can think of a few riffs to match your lyrics.. Go to record ...Be well, Skye
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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Hi, Nice... Being a singer song writer myself I appreciate the story told within the lyric I can think of a few riffs to match your lyrics.. Go to record ...Be well, Skye
Comment Written 18-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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I can truly appreciate your comments as you also write and play. I was thinking 3/4 time with a twangy G_C_D_C_G kinda feel. What do you think?
Curt
Comment from L.lora
This is a real hoot, I laughed
so hard I almost fell off the
chair. Quite a sense of humor
you have there. I bet if you
got this on the air somewhere, it
would could go viral... Excellent
in all ways, no nits or spags. Lora
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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This is a real hoot, I laughed
so hard I almost fell off the
chair. Quite a sense of humor
you have there. I bet if you
got this on the air somewhere, it
would could go viral... Excellent
in all ways, no nits or spags. Lora
Comment Written 17-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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Thanks Lora! I am trying to get the studio for a session time in order to record it and two others. Maybe youtube is the new concert hall!
Thanks again!
Curt
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It seems to be the great new launching pad, go for it and keep me posted. L
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