My Date With Rosie Perez
A Short Story31 total reviews
Comment from Acquired Taste
Mikey - this is simply funny. I had a thought it might be autobiographical, but figured you really weren't stalker material.
Hopefully if you've been writing these things in your 'diary' you have sought out mental health professionals. They do wonderful things with drugs anymore - I know that for a fact.... You made me smile this evening. AT=/
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Mikey - this is simply funny. I had a thought it might be autobiographical, but figured you really weren't stalker material.
Hopefully if you've been writing these things in your 'diary' you have sought out mental health professionals. They do wonderful things with drugs anymore - I know that for a fact.... You made me smile this evening. AT=/
Comment Written 25-Sep-2014
Comment from CR Delport
Haha, that's not desperate. That is just pathetic :) Some people, no matter what you say, they will twist it to suit their way of thinking. To this day, I still have a crush on Kevin Bacon, but I never wrote him :) This is well written, Mikey. Good luck in the contest.
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Haha, that's not desperate. That is just pathetic :) Some people, no matter what you say, they will twist it to suit their way of thinking. To this day, I still have a crush on Kevin Bacon, but I never wrote him :) This is well written, Mikey. Good luck in the contest.
Comment Written 25-Sep-2014
Comment from Jay Squires
You have less hair than the picture on your profile page. Wait. I had to look. This is fiction. I see that it's humor fiction. I had thought it was humor biography.
Why dream about a date with Rosie Perez. Why not just get a date with Rosie Perez.[Both sentences lack a question mark.]
It is funny, Mikey, I'll give you that. Good job!
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You have less hair than the picture on your profile page. Wait. I had to look. This is fiction. I see that it's humor fiction. I had thought it was humor biography.
Why dream about a date with Rosie Perez. Why not just get a date with Rosie Perez.[Both sentences lack a question mark.]
It is funny, Mikey, I'll give you that. Good job!
Comment Written 24-Sep-2014
Comment from Trybuck
I think desperation has messed up the mind of this writer for even a well-defined no seems to say yes. A humorous little spin for the contest, Buck
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I think desperation has messed up the mind of this writer for even a well-defined no seems to say yes. A humorous little spin for the contest, Buck
Comment Written 24-Sep-2014
Comment from Spitfire
My flower in a field of stinkweed. My centipede in a jar of worms. My fruit fly stuck on the flytrap with a bunch of dead ordinary houseflies-- how romantic can you get!
You give stalking a whole new meaning here. Talk about optimistic. Turning a jail threat into kinky sex. Rosie don't know what she's missing. A fun read.
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My flower in a field of stinkweed. My centipede in a jar of worms. My fruit fly stuck on the flytrap with a bunch of dead ordinary houseflies-- how romantic can you get!
You give stalking a whole new meaning here. Talk about optimistic. Turning a jail threat into kinky sex. Rosie don't know what she's missing. A fun read.
Comment Written 24-Sep-2014
Comment from amada
"Desperate" Okay, this is an excellent work for this desperate contest. Oh boy you went to heavy extremes in here,
but maybe a Rosie impersonator could lend you a hand.
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"Desperate" Okay, this is an excellent work for this desperate contest. Oh boy you went to heavy extremes in here,
but maybe a Rosie impersonator could lend you a hand.
Comment Written 24-Sep-2014
Comment from madhatter1977
Cool story, Mikey! I laughed inside and cringed in equal measure. Great writing, funny and I can tell some of the inferences. I don't know Rosie Perez - would I change into a woman and get her name tattooed on my bum? Hey, why not! LOL! Well done, deserves the six! Best wishes my friend, Pete :)
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Cool story, Mikey! I laughed inside and cringed in equal measure. Great writing, funny and I can tell some of the inferences. I don't know Rosie Perez - would I change into a woman and get her name tattooed on my bum? Hey, why not! LOL! Well done, deserves the six! Best wishes my friend, Pete :)
Comment Written 24-Sep-2014
Comment from seaglass
You captured the essence of a mad stalker. This fictitious person will be arrested for sure. A narcissism and grandiose personality disorder, is my diagnosis. lol
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You captured the essence of a mad stalker. This fictitious person will be arrested for sure. A narcissism and grandiose personality disorder, is my diagnosis. lol
Comment Written 24-Sep-2014
Comment from Phyllis Stewart
I can't stop laughing and now I'm choking thanks to you! LOL! This is the funniest thing I've ever seen here, Mikey. Told you that short pieces are where you shine, and boy are you shining on this one... the glare hurts my eyes. BRAVO! A sure winner. :)
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I can't stop laughing and now I'm choking thanks to you! LOL! This is the funniest thing I've ever seen here, Mikey. Told you that short pieces are where you shine, and boy are you shining on this one... the glare hurts my eyes. BRAVO! A sure winner. :)
Comment Written 24-Sep-2014
Comment from l.raven
Hi Michael, LMAO, you are such a goof...but you don't give up...I'll hand you that...and how is the wife taking the news ???LOL...very well written...was a fun read you...I love her as a actor...great write...and a great story...Luff Linda xxoo
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Hi Michael, LMAO, you are such a goof...but you don't give up...I'll hand you that...and how is the wife taking the news ???LOL...very well written...was a fun read you...I love her as a actor...great write...and a great story...Luff Linda xxoo
Comment Written 24-Sep-2014