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Cabinet picks

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Gentlemen should hedge their bets
and cut their cheesy club one-liners
they won't get what Matt Gaetz gets
if they don't pay for sex with minors

This thread is intended for light humor, not for policy debate. Post short poems commenting on nominees in the next administration. Make them as sharp and hard-hitting as you like, but no prose please.

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New Age Doctors

Now Doctor Oz runs with the pack
of 'self-enriching grifters'.
He'll privative your Medicare
then toast with brandy snifters.

But Doctor Phil is mad as hell,
He has some psycho crap to sell,
So Trump had better pick it well

Cuz Oprah trained these shifters.

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RFK's a crazy bloke,
to sex he's well ad-dick-ted.
His vaccine take's a bloody joke
and soon we'll be afflicted
with measles, mumps and polio
all back in his portfolio.

Pete Hegseth was a soldier once,
he likes to think he's tough.
Methinks he's something of a dunce;
we'll find out soon enough.
He's onto wifey number three
but can he run the DOD?

Tulsi Gabbard thought she'd run
for President; no prize she won.
The Democrats gave her the bump
and so she switched her faith to Trump.
This pretty, rabid, ranting muppet
may well be simply Putin's puppet.

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Artificial Intelligence

The darkest thugs of all are Musk
And Vivek Ramaswamy.
They loom to strike the 'deep state'
Like a menacing tsunami.

They'll crash away your education,
Roads and bridges 'cross the nation;
Your family won't get vacation

While these two grind salami.

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Yes, I know these men are shadow cabinet picks. The most dangerous kind.

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with a D that's pretty long
and super sperm so smooth & strong
Musk don’t need no cabinets
he's busy building bassinets

there's a secret to his goldmine
making him a choice that's fine:
while some say it's asinine
at cutting costs he's byzantine

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don't you let it make you bitter
here's a reason to subscribe:
Kamala's new diatribe

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Musk builds the bassinets all right
But doesn't rock the cradle,
Eleven children is a lot
He sees them when he's able.
He doesn't spend his time or cash
For child support he sends a dash
A thou$and each is just a splash,
To put food on the table.

Two trillion dollars he has claimed
He'll take out of the budget.
Although his mind is byzantine
My guess is he will fudge it.
Discretionary spending's low
So pension funds will have to go
And Medicaid will take a blow,
So let the people judge it.

And Elon wants to move to Mars
To occupy the planet,
The beauty there beyond compare--
He wants it, we should grant it!
Then TwitterX can keep him warm
With Bluesky we will brave the storm
Return our discourse to inform
and work out as we plan it.

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'Neath MAGA brows, his beady eyes
With bad intentions glower,
Gaetz never has engendered trust
He'd guard co-equal power.
This star performer likes to jump
Through hoops before he shags a hump,
He'll hand the D.O.J. to Trump,
Then rent his New York tower.

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The musk from the musk ox is strong
with prodigy tagging along
you've got more facts to delve --
not eleven but twelve
krazy kids he has made with his dong

the time of fake news es passado
the truth cannot hide in the shadow
you might think he smokes crack
but he lives in a shack
and his kids will come to Colorado

if you haven't seen Breaking Bad
that really and truly is sad
cause Blue Sky is a drug
when you pull out the rug
and Jack Dorsey might work for Mossad

some folks think that Mars is a trick
to get chicks to jump on his d*ck
but it's just the beginning
to get back to winning
with sensible realpolitik

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Yes, Elon fathered twelve it's true
But then one baby died,
And now eleven only live
While all the others cried.
I thought that his transgender child
Might give the man a rage of wild
Provoke the sense he's been defiled
His genes with age have dried.

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In that sense he has but ten
the far left killed his son,
but when it comes to the next gen
I'd not assume he's done...