The news said "Virus has escaped!"
And instantly our world's reshaped
My dear sweet wife, that fateful night
Went down the street to get a bite
She didn't like the bite she got
When once her flesh began to rot
She lay down in our queen-sized bed
She went to sleep, and woke up dead
She's not the beauty she once was
But I can't throw her out because
We made a vow and I have heard
It isn't nice to break one's word
She's still quite pretty in her way
What else is hubby gonna say?
Beneath her golden wedding ring
Her tendons look like Silly String
As brilliant as the deep blue sky
The sparkle in her one good eye
And roses just cannot eclipse
the sweetness of her rotting lips
She sure can make my toesies curl
With more holes than a living girl
And here's a thought best left unvoiced
A lot of them are still quite moist
I do not sit here broken-hearted
Because I'm wed to the departed
We make the best of our new lot
And count the zombies we've begot
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