Excellent Lucy's Review of Little Miss Muffett Muffett by Ogden Write Something-No DQ writing prompt entry

First of all, this story is too hard for children! What's a tuffet, and why was Little Miss Muffet sitting on one? Did her mommy know what she was doing? MY mommy wouldn't let me eat sitting on a tuffet! Yech! Why would she ever eat THAT stuff? And what's curds and whey, anyway? SPIDERS CAN'T EVEN SIT DOWN!! Everybody knows that! Little Miss Muffett is a scaredy cat!! Little Miss Muffett is a scaredycat!. I'M not afraid of spiders! Why did they write such a silly story? Don't read it! Writing Prompt Write something. Anything. Poetry, prose, poetry and prose, a math quiz, whatever you think might be of interest to the reader. Present it any way you wish. Nothing will be disqualified. The voters will vote for whatever they liked the best for whatever reason. Author Notes I'd like to see a review by Lucy of my ghost writing of "Muffett." (She'd probably be my own worst critic.)

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