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I really love a tale well spun
And Halloween is heaps of fun
But sometimes lacking good advice
We meet with folks that aren't real nice
I pity girls who go on dates
Accompanied by Norman Bates
If your beau should scream out "Mother!"
Perhaps you'd better find another
In truth, I'd pull a tooth with pliers
Before I'd take on Michael Myers
His attitude is beyond rude
That guy is sure one sicko dude
If I heard knocking at my door
I'd check the peephole well before
I turned the knob and gave a grin
And stupidly let Jason in
To politics: If you think Trump
Is nothing but a silly chump
I really feel that I should warn
Do not vote for Damien Thorn
Chianti's nice, and so is liver
But fava beans give me a shiver
Don't share your meal with Hannibal
He's something of a cannibal
If things with hubby should turn bitter
It might be best to hire a sitter
I really would like to advise
Don't leave your kid with Pennywise
You think your boyfriend is a troll?
Have you ever met a living doll?
Best not to, things can get quite yucky
If you wind up with a guy like Chucky
If he wants to take you to a bar
Suggests you get into his car
Even if it looks all spick and clean
Make sure it isn't named Christine
If Cujo is his doggie's name
I'd answer "No thanks, all the same"
There's not much that will help to sweeten
A date where you find you've been eaten
If these are not your type of story
(You find them just a bit too gory)
Just sit and watch some fun TV
With Casper, Scooby Doo and me
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