This year I told Kimbob that he'd be on my birthday list
He says he doesn't celebrate, so his arm I would twist
But then he said "Maybe one verse", but I don't listen well
We'll call it a no-birthday, and about him I will tell
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He jokes his mom almost forgot him at the hospital
Poor little orphan Kimbob, how he tells it's comical
He says that 36 times now he has been 39
Jack Benny never got as many years from that old line
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He is the famous Father Flaps, it came from guys at work
His poetry is fun and often has a touch of quirk
He knows all of the walking trails, he walks them everyday
He loves to play guitar in church, for anyone he'll pray
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We may call it no-birthday, but there's more to celebrate
In the last seven months, in miles he's walked 308
He's from New Brunswick, Canada; its far to the northeast
Where you can always find a place that serves a seafood feast
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I'm proud to say this man is loved by everyone he knows
And with his lovely wife, Judy, they'll snuggle when it snows
He lives up there with moose and deer and many lakes with fish
Please give Kimbob a 39th NO-Happy Birthday Wish
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