Exceptional One mans fictitious offer to HELP God. Dear God by Dr. Nad Dear God contest entry

Dear God;   I'm glad things are going well up in heaven, because they're sure going to hell here on earth. If you don't mind my saying so Sir, with all due respect, I think I could help you with that problem. As I talk to people, many of them think that you're up there in your home partying down, while all of us are down here hurting in our home, that is, if we're lucky enough to have one. I guess their questions could be summed up in this one:  "If you can . . . (And then each person would fill in their own special need), then why on earth don't you?" Frankly God, there are a lot more people asking that question than there are those of us who are trying to give your answer. I know you talked to both men and women and they wrote your words down. The result of that is what we call the: B. basic I. instructions B. before L. leaving E. earth (“You like that?  Cool isn’t it?   I just wish I had thought of it!”)  I think you know more and more people are skeptical of your authorship and frankly, less and less people are reading it. Even the Gideons are having a lot harder time putting Bibles in hotels these days. I know who the real troublemaker is, (just like you do.) But Satan is down here doing horrible things and then, whispering in people's ears: “Why did God do that?” Too many people have abandoned reading the Bible and they don't know that you have created a perfect world and that you want everybody to go there and stay forever and ever. They don't understand that you have allowed Satan to be a part of the screening process that we humans go through. Please don't be offended, just hear me out on this point. All of this craziness has got me thinking: You need a good PR Firm. Maybe a few PSA’S wouldn't hurt, I'm just saying. I don't recall seeing any of YOUR Facebook ads, any TikTok rants, Instagram posts, Tweets, or Pinterest pins. You can see there are so many new ways of communicating that developed a long time after you left, we call all these different things platforms, or social media. It might be good for you to Blog, Vlog, or have a Podcast. No matter what social media platform you choose or they choose for you, I believe, if you could just somehow emphasize a few salient points, maybe your poll numbers would come up. Lord knows you could use some help in that area. I would like to humbly suggest a few talking points:  You really do exist.  You really are the creator of all things.  You really do know everything.  You really are everywhere at the same time.  You really are all powerful.  You really do love everyone.  You really did write the Bible and the 10 commandments.        (Not 10 random Suggestions)  You really know about the pain and suffering Satan and sin have caused.  You really are a gentleman and will not force anyone to trust or serve you. You really do have a perfect plan for every single individual who has ever lived, and they will understand that when they get to heaven, if they choose to follow Your plan through committing to your son Jesus. I really don't have time to tell you what we've done to your place. (We have really trashed it!) Thanks for taking the time to listen!   With all sincerity;   Nad   God’s Representative And Writer     P. S.  Please tell our two kids that live with you, Mom and Dad said: “Hi, we're looking forward to meeting you, and we will be there to live with you before very long.” P. S. S.  For my information, what are the genders of our two kids? Recognized Author Notes I haven't submitted anything on FanStory since 9/11/21. I saw this writing contest and thought I would write a letter to God my Father. Please understand. I know God does all things perfect and the problem he has with us is that we THINK WE KNOW BETTER. WE DON'T! My wife really did have two first trimester miscarriages where the sex was undetermined. "From Heaven" is the FanArt picture that captured my heart. Thanks USWA6346

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