Excellent This is a humorous poem Christmas Eve, Rudolph's Lit Up by Regina Elliott Funny Nonsense Poem writing prompt entry Artwork by lynnkah at FanArtReview.com

Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of language. It was Christmas Eve night, Mrs. Claus wished Santa a safe flight, at the snowy chill  North Pole, Santa's sleigh prepped to haul, his sugar cookie enhanced jolly ass, Reindeer were giving him a lot of sass, Santa bellowed, "Rudolph, get ready to go!" Rudolph quipped, "Hell  no!!" reindeer were blitzed and playing poker, Rudolph was quite the joker, he exclaimed, "Pull the sleigh?!! my jingle bells would freeze, so Santa, dude, I think I'll pass......and, puleeze, could you refill my beer glass?" needless to say that starry journey didn't go without a hitch, and Rudolph found out that hangovers are a bitch!!   Writing Prompt Write a funny nonsense poem. Author Notes Sometimes I like to write a satire.

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