| Humor Flash Fiction posted February 9, 2020 |
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A 50-word relationship.
Life With A Butcher
by LisaMay
Patty was a lamb to the slaughter when Chuck said: “Meat me tonight – butcher arms around me!” He steaked his claim and boned her, but next day gave her the cold shoulder. Patty didn’t mince words; she beefed about it – telling everyone how ham-fisted he was; in fact, just offal.
Patty was a lamb to the slaughter when Chuck said: “Meat me tonight – butcher arms around me!” He steaked his claim and boned her, but next day gave her the cold shoulder. Patty didn’t mince words; she beefed about it – telling everyone how ham-fisted he was; in fact, just offal.
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Author's Note:
This brief story is a continuation of a recent series of 50 stories I completed, detailing a relationship in 50 words with a partner involved in a specific occupation. I compiled more than my self-imposed 50 stories, so I shall be posting the extras before I commence my new series.
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and 2 member cents. This brief story is a continuation of a recent series of 50 stories I completed, detailing a relationship in 50 words with a partner involved in a specific occupation. I compiled more than my self-imposed 50 stories, so I shall be posting the extras before I commence my new series.
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