| Satire Poetry
posted December 5, 2016 |
An Attitude contest entry
Why some of you piss me off
The author has placed a warning on this post for language.
You’re not a victim every time bad shit happens to you
Sometimes they happen because of dumb shit you do
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You’re not a hero if you’ve finally quit drugging or drinking
Are you a hero for getting in and out of a boat that’s sinking?
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If you never set your alarm and are always late for work
Don’t complain about the boss; you are the lazy-ass jerk
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Born poor & you’ve birthed six kids, all with a different dad
I don’t care about you, it's for those unlucky kids that I’m sad
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Really, if you’re dating someone who just got out of jail
You don’t get my sympathy when that relationship fails
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I’m fine with you protesting, yelling, or stomping your feet
But I gotta get to work, so get yo’ dumbass out of the street
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Hey, you’re not entitled to have people accept your way of life
While I’m at it, you are not entitled to a job, a house or a wife
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No, life isn’t fair and no matter what, you may not win
That doesn’t mean those who succeed committed a sin
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Ok, I watch sports for the thrill of seeing teams rise and fall
I don’t care what you think; shut up & catch the fucking ball
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If your man hits you and his evil abuses make you weep
Either leave, or grow a pair & kill the bastard in his sleep
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No, I am not saying everyone is born brave, intelligent, or strong
Just, not taking responsibility for your life is probably what’s wrong
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"Attitude" poem contest entry
This is for the contest. This is NOT aimed at, or about you, or anyone you care about. The contest wanted 'ATTITUDE', that is what was written.
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