Muffett

by Ogden

First of all, this story is too hard for children! What's a tuffet, and why was Little Miss Muffet sitting on one? Did her mommy know what she was doing? MY mommy wouldn't let me eat sitting on a tuffet!

Yech! Why would she ever eat THAT stuff? And what's curds and whey, anyway?

SPIDERS CAN'T EVEN SIT DOWN!! Everybody knows that! Little Miss Muffett is a scaredy cat!! Little Miss Muffett is a scaredycat!. I'M not afraid of spiders!

Why did they write such a silly story?

Don't read it!

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