Humor Poetry posted October 24, 2015

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A chapter in the book Miscellaneous Poems - vol 3

Halloween Advice

by CD Richards

I really love a tale well spun And Halloween is heaps of fun But sometimes lacking good advice We meet with folks that aren't real nice I pity girls who go on dates Accompanied by Norman Bates If your beau should scream out "Mother!" Perhaps you'd better find another In truth, I'd pull a tooth with pliers Before I'd take on Michael Myers His attitude is beyond rude That guy is sure one sicko dude If I heard knocking at my door I'd check the peephole well before I turned the knob and gave a grin And stupidly let Jason in To politics: If you think Trump Is nothing but a silly chump I really feel that I should warn Do not vote for Damien Thorn Chianti's nice, and so is liver But fava beans give me a shiver Don't share your meal with Hannibal He's something of a cannibal If things with hubby should turn bitter It might be best to hire a sitter I really would like to advise Don't leave your kid with Pennywise You think your boyfriend is a troll? Have you ever met a living doll? Best not to, things can get quite yucky If you wind up with a guy like Chucky If he wants to take you to a bar Suggests you get into his car Even if it looks all spick and clean Make sure it isn't named Christine If Cujo is his doggie's name I'd answer "No thanks, all the same" There's not much that will help to sweeten A date where you find you've been eaten If these are not your type of story (You find them just a bit too gory) Just sit and watch some fun TV With Casper, Scooby Doo and me