Why I Divorced a Writer

by michaelcahill

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Why I Divorced A Writer

He called this dirty talk:

"Hey baby, how 'bout some enjambment?
This time I'll give you some alliteration!
I even brought a cork for my assonance.
Oh yeah! Feel those dangling participles slappin'?
I'll be back, Honey. I have to take an onomatopoeia."

Not one comma for me. Split my infinitive? Ha!
Yep, divorced him and his Heroic Crown!

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The Merriam Webster on-line dictionary defines a pun as:
a humorous way of using a word or phrase so that more than one meaning is suggested

With this definition in mind, let's see how punny you can be!

If you can make readers laugh with only one line, then go for it. If you prefer more lines, take up to eight.

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This is all just stuff I heard. None of this is auto biographical. NONE of it ... really.

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