Amazing new drug breakthrough ABSOLUTELY FREE:
Announcing today for the very first time worldwide:
The spectacular new drug that immediately cures:
Anger, Sadness, Spite, Remorse, Hatred, Guilt, Depression
Anxiety, Fear, Loneliness, Mistrust, and most ALL common
Emotional illnesses!
This new medication can found, free of charge in almost any local:
Store- School-Business-Office- Street Corner- Theatre: or Library.
Widely available in extra large doses in: Churches, Sports Stadiums
Casinos, Nightclubs, Picnics, Weddings, even Funerals and Wakes!
It is 100% FDA (For Direct Application) approved and 100% guaranteed!
Warning! Overuse can lead to increased sexual stimulation!
Dosage should be undertaken with less than glutton-like anxiety!
This drug is available under the trade name: "Gitsumhugginallatime"
Available also as a free GENERIC: under the abbreviated label: HUGS!
Known side effects:
* Acts immediately to increase heart-rate
* Raises body temperature very quickly
* Generally creates unusually large and long-lasting smiles
* Regularly causes humming sounds and occasional lip smacking
* Contains risks of hair, ear, eye, and head-ware disturbances
* Caution is advised for use when standing in moving vehicles
* Generally releases extra potency in colder climates
* Known to exist naturally in children under age 12, bears, cats, and most dogs
* Extreme risk of creating pursed lips which can often result in kissable syndrome
* Beware of winking, unwanted or extended rubbing, and butt-smacking side effects
* Extreme caution is recommended when applied to bosses, grumps, strangers, * Homophobes, and Democrats, who may consider it an assault on personal rights!